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number song - cool kids table! lyrics

(mc angel)

hey kids, welcome to the number song
you may be wondering like is this even cool at all?
well i’m here to tell you that its awesome and you
really should be listening we leaving yun head in the
dust and we be glistening i bought shrek twinkies
off of walmart i saved like 2 bucks
now i’m feeling super smart i’m skateboarding you can
call me bart simpson i’m awesome so you can
call me {insert name here} call me 13 cuz i just got
groomed by the discord mod grooming is not a joke*
i can say whatever i want i am based!
this old lady just slapped me in the face
i don’t know why you’re running this isn’t a race!
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why? ok fine
i just burnt my toast now i’m feeling super sad…
bouta sent a gif that says cry about it

(random)

b*tch i just took out a copy of nightmare of living dummy
i really love this b*tch so i ended up rubbing her tummy
i’m so cool i didn’t ended up writing lyrics to make this
i might actually bass boost this hold on (demonic noise)
i told sadboynoah to give me a blumpkin
holy sh*t i think i forgot about the blumpkin (oh no)
you don’t get me i’m making songs with ckt
if you don’t get that reference i apart of cool kids table!
remember? attention i am so cool!
i like to port up my juul so n0body can take it please
i beat my c*ck to get better i barely found out my
goldfish had cheddar! for 13 years i was a bedwetter
i’m high of crack i got chief blenders
this beat was produced by mc angel!
i know a girl named angel my parts over now by!
(yung almond)

i love kfc it is very yummy it is very tasty and it fills
my tummy it took her a month to
respond that is very funny might go outside but
it is very sunny but i don’t care because
i don’t have that much money but my name is yung almond
and i have lots of money she hop slots and she be
bouncing like a bunny pancakes are better than waffles

(cha$e bank)

aye!
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12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20
aye!
21 22
23 24 25 26!

(minty)

put my d*ck in the waffle iron eat it like its toast
put my kids in the adoption house that’s just how it goes
what the f*ck this smells like toes (slurp, *moans*)
hit the whip and the nae nae that b*tch look like pepe
when i saw your girl she was saying
“oh hey!”
f*ck mr. b*tters, hes g*y!
d*mn shawty what the f*ck?
(earth)

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she got a big booty! wait is her name judy?
i like pizza i’m an italiano i’m the earth, am i round
or flat, honestly who really knows
ayo! lets start a minecraft smp
holdup don’t we have one already
where the f*cks this going?
i don’t even know
wait, what comes after 5?

(kayke)

(bri’ish speaking)

(sxdboynoah)

i ate some pizza today just thought you should know
i get no p*ssy i don’t f*ck hoes
if i had a chance, i’d f*ck kayke tho
i busted my b*lls made my nuts explode
i write sh*tty lyrics you can call me yun almond
i found sarah cheangs insta and decided to stalk it
man she’s so f*cking hot
my dad tried to kiss me i said “i think not”
easy peasy squeeze my lemons
(gill)

i have to be quiet or else my dad will beat my ass
if my dad beats my ass, i won’t be able to record
for mrrandomhere’s number song
if i don’t record i won’t be on the song (nope)
if i’m not on the song i might think about my life choices (i will)
if i think about my life choices, i’ll get crippling depression (i will)
if i get crippling depression i’ll commit suicide

(birchul)

5 6 7 8 i can’t get a f*cking date
1 2 3 4 f*ck that b*tch and close that door
yun almond almost ate some cake
that b*tch gave me a f*cking wait
think i almost met my fate
my music always shows up late
i just want a f*cking mate
in my room i m*st*rbate
traveling to ohio state
i met a chick her name was kate
went on a date i’m super strait
might get involved with real*estate
holy f*ck her age was 8!

(b*ttxrz)

i don’t like beaners all they do is make me throw up
i’m down bad cuz i go to the g*y strip club
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thats how many beaners jumped off a*
and mrrandom is one of them!
get it? cuz he’s a mexican!
don’t even get my started about the n*gga named minty
don’t worry guys zai gave me the n word pass
imma log on to zoom and shoot up my zoom class!

(jaisea)

i have a water gun and i shoot it, blast blast (bang bang)
dang i stayed up all night and now i have to go to class (ahhhhhhhh)
i don’t like orange slices cuz they be all sticky (ew)
i you were to get me baby wipes i wouldn’t be so picky (please)
i got the drip! gucci, louis, supreme
did you just call me poor? i don’t even know what that means (ice ice) beans beans, the magic fruit
pull up on me and yo i’m finna shoot
i gotta half pipe and i like to skateboard (crash)
i like surfing but then i fall old and wash up on shore (loser)
hit em with the beyblades, let it rip!
did i already mention that i got infinite drip? (drip)
hop in my whip, skirt skirt and i’m gone (gone)
i need some cash so i’m mowing the lawn (lawn)
sike just kidding, i already told you i’m rich (rich)
do what i say or get thrown in a ditch (ditch

(mc angel)

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