burlesque burglary - cool cavemen lyrics
as we approach the scene, we do not feel no fear
crowbars in hands, we sneak up to the gate
no noise inside the house, they should not be awake
these dear friends whose money will disappear
it’s time to force the door
the lock sounds a bit sore
don’t drop the key!
someone, coming! someone, coming!
the owner!
whenever we try to steal everything goes horribly wrong
every time we take an anvil on the head
we hope this time we’ll not slip on banana skins
tumble down dozens of stairs
otherwise it becomes comical
it was the cat in fact, the owners are still sleeping
we still have to go through the back
discretion, we know that, impatience is arising
we’ll end up having jewels and necklaces ransacked
have we forgotten it?
no time to look for it
the master key
what’s that?
a dog?
what’s that?
a dog?
olé!
whenever we try to steal everything goes horribly wrong
every time we take an anvil on the head
we hope this time we’ll not slip on banana skins
tumble down dozens of stairs
otherwise it becomes comical
dirty mutt, he just bit my b-tt
i’m lame, like my sidekick i’m in pain
in order to conquer such a height
we’re preparing to climb the drainpipe
the drainpipe breaks, we fall to the ground
still we try not to make a sound
we are cut, we might get tet-n-s
even pierre richard has less problems than us
eventually we get to the top
the tiles slip, but we won’t stop
i know! why don’t we go through the chimney?
what a good idea!
i forgot i’m allergic to soot
i manage to catch a branch as i fall off the roof
my friend sends me a rope and he hits a beehive
the nest falls on my head, i let go and i dive
i catch my foot in a great big t-rd as i start to run
the dog and bees team up, here they come
it bites my -rs-, they sting me in the mouth (hey!)
my nose begins to bleed, i step in a pot of paint (wow!)
the police arrives (ouch!)
and we go to jail (d’oh!)
ambelebum bada pidibup bedum
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