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i'm not gay - conneld jonneld lyrics

(bridge 1, conneld jonneld)
i’m not g*y
stop
calling me g*y
if you say it one more time
imma deck you in your face
(chorus, conneld jonneld)
i’m not g*y, i swear i like women
’cause i kiss ’em all the time
and i like it no pretendin’
you can check out my dms, cause the ladies, i’m swimmin’
and the girls all want me like my name is clay aiken
i’m not g*y, i swear i like women
’cause i kiss ’em all the time
and i like it no pretendin’
you can check out my dms, cause the ladies, i’m swimmin’
and the girls all want me like my name is clay aiken
(verse 1, conneld jonneld)
i really like b00bs and i really like b*tt, but
only if it’s a girl’s b*tt, never want a guy’s b*tt (what?)
just know i think that girls are really cute
guys are really weird and their bodies don’t have b00bs

i know i might come off as a little bit s*xist, but
just know that the song ain’t ambiguous
i don’t like boys and i don’t like men
doesn’t make me g*y, just because i have g*y friends
i swear that i’ve never kissed a dude, before
other than my dad, a man who has never seen me nude
and even then, i was a little bitty baby
and the one who saw me nakey was the guy who had to rape me
(verse 2, conneld jonneld)
so
gather ’round, gather ’round
listen what i’m ’bout to say
lay it down, lay it down
cause at the end of the day
i’m a hound, i’m a hound
can’t get these women off my face
say it now, say it now
i swear i ain’t g*y

the rumor goin’ ’round about my dong isn’t true
i swear it’s not small and didn’t send it to a dude
i went to take a shower after playing ball
i had soap in my eye, and i reached for the stall
i might have grabbed his thing, but i swear i let go
i didn’t even like it, i said i didn’t like it
(bride 2, conneld jonneld)
we didn’t even bother getting on new clothes
i stepped out of the shower and i tugged it to the real bros
(chorus, conneld jonneld)
i’m not g*y, i swear i like women
’cause i kiss ’em all the time
and i like it no pretendin’
you can check out my dms, cause the ladies, i’m swimmin’
and the girls all want me like my name is clay aiken
i’m not g*y, i swear i like women
’cause i kiss ’em all the time
and i like it no pretendin’
you can check out my dms, cause the ladies, i’m swimmin’
and the girls all want me like my name is clay aiken
(verse 3, conneld jonneld)
i touched a b00b at church camp, and i really liked it
but asked to be forgiven by the lord, despite it
because i want to be viewed in his likeness
but i’ll go ahead and say it like jesus is righteous
meagan fox, jamie clayton, jennifer anniston
selena gomez, kaitlyn jenner, scarlet johansson
are a few fine women who can help me dispute
’cause these are all celebrities that i think are cute

oh! dang! lordie! lordie!
see a girl on the street and she’s ’boutta be my shortie!
imma walk up, shoot my shot, mackin’ on her with my moves
whatchu doin* oh my god is that a dude?
(bridge 1, conneld jonneld)
i’m not g*y
stop
calling me g*y
if you say it one more time
imma deck you in your face
(chorus)
i’m not g*y, i swear i like women
’cause i kiss ’em all the time
and i like it no pretendin’
you can check out my dms, cause the ladies, i’m swimmin’
and the girls all want me like my name is clay aiken
i’m not g*y, i swear i like women
’cause i kiss ’em all the time
and i like it no pretendin’
you can check out my dms, cause the ladies, i’m swimmin’
and the girls all want me like my name is clay aiken

- conneld jonneld lyrics

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