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who says i am hitting on you? - coltron_destroyer of worlds lyrics

intro
love without a halo is just destiny;
fairly mediocre
my feelings always get the best of me
i claim my heart is mellow yellow
but it’s closer to ochre(ogre)

nerd rap, nat 20 on the beat
nice we confirmed the hit
time to wet my feet

verse 1
girl
so prepossessing, lips confessing
eyes undressing, hands caressing
days of future past, but i need your blessing
if it was too easy, it wouldn’t be interesting
unless you say no, then i was just testing
unless you say yes, then let’s start texting
5 minutes later let’s start sexting
she sahara dry, heart arctic cold, girl so vexing
only 24 years old, or so i’m told

i think you are the one, jet li
1/8th asian, oh wait that’s me
aquaman; you’re letting out a sea
love fine dining, it’s all fish to me
savoir keanu reeves fighting evil
a flirt up your shirt;
ii am going to call that an upheaval
making me harden
like i evolved from weedle
just because you are a mother
doesn’t mean you can’t see other people
just because you are his wife
doesn’t mean you can’t kneel before my steeple

oh i guess it really does

you really want to be torn under asunder
but the man you’re under is a blunder
under him you were screaming
“thunder, thunder, thunder cats!”
thats a lyin’ o
i’m m more interested in hearing all the facts
adultery? lust? who cares? b-tch this ain’t a chick tract
i do got some dark dungeons though, dungeons dark as hell

verse 2

call me conrad
with this heart of darkness
good girls gone bad
bring me to full hardness
you can be my handmaiden
cause you’re staring at my wood
with too many clothes
are you laden
so c-m and let me love you good

you must be a sex machine
cause that -ss is getting me off
give me a taste of your lovecraft
in between your legs
lies the trough
let me open you up
show you a brave new world
be my easy sleazy beautiful
book cover girl

it’s odd to see me, saying doh!
like homer
i claimed to write the book of love
but that was a misnomer
my hearts at 451
but to my pages you do no harm
so do you want to pardon my pun
or are you well with the animal farm

verse 3

i’m samwise gamgee
i’m just looking for a girl
to be my frodo
i’ll rule her heart like ramesses
tired of flying han solo
i see us living in a hobbit hole
together, no hobo
you know
clark kent, lois lane. you know
she drives me crazy like bizarro
looking to boldly go
even if times gets rocky like the thing
no worries, the elder gods will bless us
looking for the one girl to give the one ring to
and treat as my precious
isn’t that precious

- coltron_destroyer of worlds lyrics

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