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galactic empire state of mind - college humor lyrics

[darth vader/jay-z]
yeah
no longer anakin
formerly a skywalker
son’s next rebel hero
but i’ll be sith forever
i’m the newest dark lord
and since my training years
i can choke from anywhere
yeah, my force is everywhere
used to run with obi-wan
we were best buds forever
after three movies
now i got a blood vendetta
grew up on tatooine
no vegetation
catch me rolling through the cosmos
in a moon-like station
to leia’s home nation
death star wrecks it
now princess knows
vader ain’t the one to mess with
flying through the trenches
blasting rebel noobies
what happened to the fat one?
think he died of heart disease
all that’s left is this guy
chasing him in my tie
i won’t deny
that his force is pretty d-mn high
d-mn, i just got wiped out
falcon shot the back of me
spinning into outer sp-ce
but i’ll be back definitely

[princess leia/alicia keys]
in star wars
empire is out to find leia
death star plans in r2
shoot the exhaust port
ken0bi may now be see-through
but the force is within luke
let’s hear it for new hope, new hope, new hope
[vader: you’re welcome, obi-wan!
i made you a ghost!]

[darth vader/jay-z]
catch me rockin’ boots and a cape like superman
h-ll, i made wearing black more famous than that jay-z can
you should know i’d find you
hiding out at echo
now i got a blizzard force
eliminate you quick, yo
welcome to the planet hoth
at-ats hit the spot
walking tanks are too legit
but they fall down a lot
check the front, check the back
can’t find the falcon yet
we need them all alive
so no disintegrations, boba fett
eight million asteroids
where’d your little ship go?
get me to cloud city
i got lando on payroll
me, i gotta double-check if carbonite’s okay
if freezing’s safe for han
doing luke the same way
new deal, lando
ain’t no pardon
kid blew up my boys
rest in peace, moff tarkin
turns out we are family
embrace your dark fate
dad and son together
yo, no way the emperor’s safe, cuz

[princess leia/alicia keys]
in star wars
now han solo’s a coffee table
there’s nothing luke can do
he’s on dagobah
with some dyslexic jedi dude
right hand still got sliced through
looks like they struck back, struck back, struck back

[darth vader/jay-z]
lightsabers grinding
palpatine’s smiling
cause he knew it would come to this
the light side is
blind with casualties
who do evil casually
then gradually become worse
don’t fight your destiny
wasn’t a great dad, true
absent all the while
no happy times behind us
and plus, now i’m k!llin’ you
keep fencing, mister
’cause now i sense a sister
you don’t go bad
maybe i’ll enlist her
now emperor wants you
only wants me rubbed out
you controlled your anger
stayed light-side-devout
watch out kid, he’s got lightning bolts to immolate
uh-uh, h-ll no
daddy powers activate
end this prune with a bad–ss murder-suicide
bald-headed, mask off, heart melted
kid, you were right
burn all my gear so those ewoks can’t wear it again
do it, i’ll be watching you, a ghost name of anakin

[princess leia/alicia keys]
in star wars
destroy new death star’s generator
ewoks to the rescue
blast through to the core
this regime’s gonna be brand-new
galactic empire’s through
the jedi have returned, returned, returned

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