dangerous toys (bonus track) - colin buchanan lyrics
[intro: colin, greg, and vocalists]
hoo*ha*he*hoo*he*ha*ha*he*ha*ha*hoo
[verse 1: colin, greg, and vocalists]
dangerous toys are being sold at christmas*time
dangerous toys are in department stores
they slipped right through the statutory safety net
this christmas*time, don’t give a dangerous toy
[chorus 1: colin, greg, and vocalists]
they’re mostly built in massive chinese factories
and their designs are iffy from the start
they leave a trail of post*traumatic injury
don’t ever give a child a gift*wrapped dangerous toy
[interlude: colin, greg, and vocalists]
ha*he*he*ho*ha*ho*ha*ho*ho*he*he*ho
[verse 2: colin, greg, and vocalists, colin]
dangеrous toys have bits that can be choked upon (*choking sounds*)
dangеrous toys can cause you injury (ooh, yow! ow!)
they pose a hazard to the general populous
no one is safe from dangerous christmas toys
[chorus 2: colin, greg, and vocalists]
you’ll only leave a trail of christmas misery
who wants to give a gift that causes pain?
who wants to spend their christmas day in hospital?
don’t hurt the ones you love by giving dangerous toys
[outro: colin, greg, and vocalists, colin]
(ha*hoo*he*he*ha*hoo*ha*he*he*hoo*ha*hoo…)
(release da gong)
*gong*
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