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the grinch vs shrek - cmrb lyrics

[the announcer]
the grinch vs. shrek

every who down in whoville liked christmas a lot
but the grinch who lived north of whoville did not

[grinch]
the people of whoville are nothing put next to this pompous swamp monster known only as shrek
“why”, you all blare, do i oh*so*hate him?
behind all those layers, he’s beyond ogre*rated! tasteless!
i may have stole christmas, in fact, you took everything disney and wrapped it with trash
even happened to nab seuss’s cat in the hat
and before you drag on, tell your ass to stay back!

[shrek]
donkey, see? something uglier than me!
get out my swamp! get off my beat!
hey, list ’em: head’s twisted
lyrically: nae gifted
you suck at wrapping, that’s why you resent christmas!
i’m shreking fools, take your fur and deck the halls
your heart’s not the only thing two sizes too small!
somebody once told me this hairy sock wants trouble
you must’ve been cursed by your fairy godmother!
you were one in a million; a classic written for children
nowadays, you’ve been plastered next to a billion minions!
[grinch]
you’re a monster, that said, i think you should retire
halloween already has a mike myers
a reboot of this snotty disaster?
say bye to your happily ever after!

- cmrb lyrics

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