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the grinch vs jack skellington - cmrb lyrics

[intro]
epic cartoon made rap battles! chirstmas special!
bet you didn’t even see this one coming, b*tches!
the grinch
vs
jack skellington
begin!

[verse 1: the grinch]
gotta give it to you jack, you’re the weakest monster i’ve ever seen
tim burton can f*ck off, i’m the real green mean machine!
make a big grin, cause i have a big plan on winning
i thought you were scarier when your ass was singing
you disgrace, you kidnapped santa and got christmas cancelled
cause your intelligence is less than “zero”, i’ll leave you trampled
compared to me, you’re such an oogie boogie baby!
i’ll rip you apart then stitch you back like that b*tch sally

[verse 2: jack skellington]
watch as jack skellington roasts this fury scrooge b*tch
you green fool, you’ll be dead the night before christmas
the people in whosville probably never wanted you alive
call me jack frost, cause i’m frosting you with cold rhymes
you sound like an old mental freak, even more in your movie
this will be a great win, mixing green slush like a smoothie
i’m the skeleton of the night, i’ll crush this weak doodle
so get back in your cave, and abusing your poodle
[verse 3: the grinch]
out of all the christmas jacks, it’s you i hate
facing an emo failure wannabe, i’ll use that as bate
i rule christmas and i’ll have that skeleton face wiped clean
you don’t belong here jack, get your ass back to halloween!

[verse 4: jack skellington]
what’s this, what’s this? the grinch getting taken down!
this time, you lost, as the pumpkin king takes the crown
messing with this classy jolly monster, you’ll be left as a corpse, kid
so shut the f*ck up, cause your annoying voice left my ears ringing

[verse 5: mr hanky the christmas poo and carol singers]
hidy ho!
stop being so bossy you two, look who came out of your rear
reindeer and snowmen are g*y, i’m one who brings christmas cheer
your rhymes are sh*t, no pun intended, but not the sh*t, that’s me!
are you gonna cry grinch? looks like you need a “hankey”
screw santa, i’m what matters! take it from a poo, you reek
thinking you’re better than me? then you must have met toweile
kyle broski believes in my victory, you should too
mr hankey the christmas poo, he’s small and brown, he comes from you!

[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepic cartoon made rap battles!
merry christmas! ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

- cmrb lyrics

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