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ben shapiro vs hans moleman - cmrb lyrics

[announcer]
1, 2, 3, go!

[ben shapiro (adroitwhiz)]
say, theoretically, somebody’s g*y for moleman
maybe if this were plausible, you wouldn’t be so sad
though we should note that this is hypothetical; opposed to the set*in*stone fact that i’m gonna throw hans
despite making 50% of the lines, you only take the dub 0% of the time
my two cents as to why you’re bad and actively losing is because you’re rapping, grandpa, whereas i’m making music

[hans moleman (seth w.)]
who you callin’ grandpa? i’m 31, actually
old*fashioned and impractical: you’re a faulty facts machine
give that minute of my life back to me
even a ball to the groin didn’t put me in this kind agony (ow)
i can see how you’rе matilda’s cousin—you’ve got the power to makе people leave the room with your discussions
you lean far*right? well, that’s what i got this cane for
ben shapiro just got destroyed by—

[ben shapiro (adroitwhiz)]
—sure eeyore
say for the sake of debate, uh, that your lines meant sh*t to me
i’d save ’em all for my book and name it “the wrong side of dissery”
i’ll put my foot up your b*lls, you crippled commie creeper
studies show they call you moleman cuz you’re digging yourself deeper
[hans moleman (seth w.)]
oh, i was led to believe i was bart simpson
but you couldn’t brainwash me to follow your way of thinkin’
yeah, i’ve got such a pristine flow when i drop a rap
i can bring down the house and sell it all to aquaman

- cmrb lyrics

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