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edating is a warcrime - clockwork the partridge lyrics

[intro]
(but there’s nothing wrong with the way i dress)
listen man, all i’m saying is that if you’re gonna edate (i-i am an egirl)
at least be honest, alright?
(but i am an egirl)
you’re a trap
i know
you know (no i’m not)
they know (no i’m not)
we all know, you-you’re not fooling anybody with that anime avi of some sh-tty waifu

[verse 1]
get the scripture, read the sermon
traps are g-y, boy that’s for certain
do i go to church? nah i’m not religious
but traps are cursed and i’m superst-tious
i don’t fap to traps but i hate myself
rule 34, ghost in the sh-ll
i don’t like the traps but i wish ’em well
going out with a bang, let it rain with shrapnel

[verse 2]
what the f-ck is this 2d sh-t
why the f-ck does she have a d-ck
i don’t like surprises
gotta say anime taking a lotta notes straight from thailand
paying high cl-ss for an escort
back in bangkok that coulda been tricky
knowing that anytime senpai coulda gone full trap mode and shown me that d-cky

[verse 3]
call me young, bird i don’t need thigh highs and a d-mn mic to be heard
i don’t need boys with a feminine d-ck and a high voice with a tight skirt no sir
no more body pillows anymore nerd
dakimakuras are god’s gift
that’s f-cking absurd
don’t kid yourself
i’ll join isis first and then k!ll myself (yeah)

[verse 4]
fap to kids man, sh-ts a weakness
fbi? not my business
the next time anybody wants to order another doujin down by the starbucks
imma go kick your -ss
you got self respect
oh wait you don’t, you’re an eboy dressed
like a girl on twitter
who then baits for retweets
suck my d-ck boy, i know you hate me

[verse 5]
i don’t care that i got no shame
lost it long ago boy i’m a sh-t stain
upon turning the stove above 80, eating chow mein and ramen on dark nights
msg is my dopamine
you eat ramen all day thats gross to me
because hentai traps help numb the pain i pop corkscrews toast and drink the champaign
the rain falls down and hits the hard gl-ss pane
i put a weeb down like he’s kurt cobain
i bring pain to the trap, not will but sure spites
enough to make guys f-ck hermaphrodites

[outro]
anyway, f-ck it i’m gonna hunt weebs
dress like a trap and i’ll see you at fanime
not kidding
see you at the con with a baseball bat
when i hunt down traps on sat-rday
(uh)
(yeah)

- clockwork the partridge lyrics

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