just for the record - clayton jokythur lyrics
[hook]
i make such great records
and just for the record
i’d like to say i am unable to rhyme
under the influence of alcoholic beverages like wine
vodka, beer or whisky
and i like whisky
so just f-ck off
you are p-ssing me off
[verse 1]
you know the songs i make are good
and they’re good cause they are good
and just for the record i’m good too
in s-x
and i’ll have s-x with you
if you are that goddess i call my ex
man i like these hot chicks
and i love the naughty ones
cause they are very hot chicks
and always wanna have fun
and i hope you understood what i just said
cause if you didn’t, i’m gonna be very mad
enough of this bullsh-t i need to get higher
so i can start building my empire
and i’m doing it all just because of you
haha, gotcha, now you look like a fool
[hook]
i make such great records
and just for the record
i’d like to say i am unable to rhyme
under the influence of alcoholic beverages like wine
vodka, beer or whisky
and i like whisky
so just f-ck off
you are p-ssing me off
[verse 2]
man you might say this track shouldn’t be here
well i’m saying it should, and i want more beer
cause i need to have a place to write my thoughts when my soul’s free
and by free i mean when i can be me
yes mr. g*nius, i mean free as in “i’m drunk”
oh, now you get it, don’t you, punk?
thing is, i like to let it all out on a song once in a while
and i want y’all to listen that’s why this song isn’t just a deleted file
no, it’s real, it’s true, it’s written by me
it hasn’t been deleted, it’s here in mp3
and man i know a girl who’s hotter than… everything
yeah, she’s hotter than every single thing
in the world
oh, i so love this girl
and now she’s gone
i wish it were to my bed she had gone
[hook]
i make such great records
and just for the record
i’d like to say i am unable to rhyme
under the influence of alcoholic beverages like wine
vodka, beer or whisky
and i like whisky
so just f-ck off
you are p-ssing me off
[verse 3]
so, talking of hot
i remembered when i was smoking some pot
and i pot my finger on the pot
it was so d-mn hot
man this doesn’t make any sense
and i would never, by chance
stop to eat at mcdonald’s
if i could eat at burger king
after all burger king is the king of fast food
while mcdonald’s is just a farmer’s restaurant, not nearly as good
but i know a very hot girl, rihanna
and i don’t need to rhyme her name with rihanna
i can do it with banana
or with my fresh bandana
and i’m the master
i drive faster
than my cars in video games
yeah you see i’m famous
for drunk driving
scuba diving
everest hiking
and monocycle biking
monocycling
but both s-xes
genders
caipirinha ain’t made with blenders
i want one of those
yeah one more, rose
(that’s the bartender, she’s hot
i’m pretty sure she’s not
listening to this even
though she’s right here, but given
the fact i’m even hotter
she may listen, i’d gladly swim in the water
her p-ssy will produce just for me
yeah it’s explicit sticker for me
ok i’ll go get her
time to stop whispering)
and so, just for the record you might wanna know
that the time has come for me to go
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