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ante bellum - chunky shadow lyrics

[intro: chunky shadow & friend ]
did you wanna get some hardee’s
yea sure

[verse 1]
we get started on this adventure with the stereo blaring
“dna” playing so loud that the joint was staring
tried to go drive thru but needed exact change
economy is in the poo, no one in town had change
so we went inside both got some chicken tenders
price was twenty five ninety, so i gave 3 tenners
pocketed the difference and we went back to the mistubishi
there was a hinderance no tenders only two glizzies
upset, i strutted back inside to demand a refund
friend went into the bathroom with headphones on
as i went to the cashier, i felt heat against my treats
looked down in horror, saw a glock pointed at my c*ck
elderly lady, with a reagan shirt, yelled “give me the money!
or this 17 gets used and i blow the b*lls off this sonny!”
knees tremblin’ i was shook and scared
but the greed in the manager’s eyes screamed “i don’t care”
the young cashier started pulling cash out
i was relieved but then heard a shout
the manager reaching for the fire alarm no doubt
but granny spotted him and directed the gun at his snout
said “pull that alarm, i pull this trigger”
40 year old serving life in a hardee’s who would a figured
he’d pull the grip, all for his boss’ money thats the kicker
guess he saw a geriatric and thought he was quicker
but he tried ducking and bang the place got a new paint job
swear i heard the cashier whimper and sob
the elder grabbed the cash and threw into a burlap
grabbed my shoulders “you’re coming with me sap!”
got shoved outside and didn’t put up a fight
cause i saw not a single patrol car in my sight
the lunatic was yelling slurs under her breath
told me to not run or it was my death
then she broke into my friends car, forced me to hop in
she hot wired and asked if i had any experience drivin’
“no this is my friends car, i don’t even got a license”
hushed me, like a fool i kept talking she yelled silence
she shocked the car on and the stereo blared “guilty conscience”
then the lady had the audacity to switch it off cause “too much violence”
chrome to my dome, “don’t want lead in your head
trust me. you must, lemme teach how to pedal to the metal”
quick lesson and then she sees blue & red lights
“quit messin’ time to get that adrenaline to ignite”
five minutes driving around the lot with lots of swerves and curses
finally got on the road, shoved the money in her purse and whats worse is
i could hear a cop siren not even a mile away
my sloppy turns were signs of a bad getaway
[break: friend ]
where’s my car?

[verse 2]
my embarrassment of driving caught the attention of a traffic enforcer
he put on the warning and the crazy lady let me pull over
“remain calm, no sudden moves, oh i miss when kids knew how to drive”
the energy had me quivering but i relaxed in order to survive
the officer tapped the window and i waved
“roll it down” he said sternly with grim engraved
i complied and asked what was up
“you know how fast you were going?” “umm yup”
he looked into my soul as if reading my confession
observed the scene whole and asked for license and registration
i stuttered and murmured and then he spot the broken window
reached for his gun, being faster to the shot with her been low
shot him twice, dead on the spot, one grazed me
pedaled with spice, don’t wanna get got, gassed and flee
sped down the highway saw a train incoming and saw my way out
but before i could form a plan in my brain she pressed on my pedal foot and shout
hang on!

[verse 3]
landed on the other side not as the same person
with how today was going i didn’t think it could worsen
but then this b*tch brought up how she missed the golden age
how she missed when younglings could read a whole bible page
before immigrants took jobs, when we had social and security
when presidents had respect and towns were safe from diversity
before i had time to make a reply
a piggy had caught my eye
mile ahead they had set up the strip spikes
with a look of no intent to read miranda rights
i was speeding down at the same age as she
so i turned left into an old tree near university
lifted my head up in a daze, the lady was halfway through the windshield
learned my lesson to always wear a belt, opened my door to be revealed
the cops threw me down and on my neck they kneeled
by the time they found the elder was the hamburgerler, her blood congealed
they framed me as an accomplice, bogus trial i had to endure
they even planted a brick in the car for good measure
now i’m serving 25 to life for this sh*t from the lady
so listen to me when i say this people, don’t go to hardee’s

- chunky shadow lyrics

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