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interlude 8 - christmas queens lyrics

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[jiggly]
well the audience certainly seems to be having a good time

[alaska]
girl, think about it* their idea of a good time is sitting on the porch and churning b*tter!

[katya]
or sticking their arm halfway up inside a cow

[all]
ew!

[katya]
i saw it on a reality show once. trust me, reality is really gross* and boring

[peppermint]
exactly, so to these poor ignorant people we must be like the latest star wars movie, and the ice capades and the lady gaga concert all rolled into one

[katya]
yes, to these boring boogers, our show must be more exciting than coach*lla or burning man

[alaska]
i prefer couch*ella. you know, where you sit on your couch watching drag race while tweet snarky comments and drinking skinny girl vodka

[peppermint]
i’m the complete opposite of burning man. i’m air conditioned lady!
[alaska]
look at this poster. the last event they had here was a combination monster truck rally slash book burning to benefit the trump campaign

[all]
donald trump?!

[alaska]
no, some woman named frieda trump. she was running for something called quilting bee commissioner

[manila]
well, we need to show this little town that we’re all about diversity. i know, let’s have a couple of our jewish cast mates sing a hanukah song

[all]
mazel tov!

[jinkx]

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