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interlude 16 - christmas queens lyrics

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[town folk]
bravo!
you better work!
yeah!
yee*haw!
it sure was a good show
yeah!
wow!
mm*hmm
hope they come to town again

[jackie beat]
suddenly the bus blew a tire and started spinning out of control!

[kid #2]
what?

[jackie beat]
the smiles on the faces of the town folk would be turned to looks of shock and horror as the drag queens all started screaming

[kid #1]
no, grandma! no!

[jackie beat]
then the bus careened off the winding country road, went flying over a cliff and exploded in a giant fire ball that no one could possibly ever survive
[kids crying]

[jackie beat]
just kidding! ha*ha*ha

[kid #1 & kid #2]
what?
uh? i don** i don’t get it

[jackie beat]
the big boned man*ladies were fine
oh, the bus drove away and they all continued on their successful holiday tour, singing and laughing and bringing joy to everyone they performed for

[kid #2]
really? i kinda liked the other ending better

[jackie beat]
i know, but as you’ll realize tomorrow morning when you get a bunch of socks and underwear instead of that xbox you asked for, you don’t always get what you want, you little brats!
now, go to bed, you horrible monsters
oh, and children…

[kid #1]
yes, grandma?

[jackie beat]
merry christmas
*muack*
oh god, grandma’s t**th fell out again

- christmas queens lyrics

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