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bossa nova christmas in outer space - christmas queens lyrics

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[intro: jackie beat]
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4, 3, 2, 1, blastoff!

[verse 1: jackie beat]
it was december 25th, in the year 3000
and my sp-ceship was orbiting earth
i ate some freeze-dried turkey and a capsule of egg nog
to celebrate the savior’s birth
i decorated the inside of my jet propelled module
and broke all of gravity’s laws
i was feeling really homesick so i looked out the window
and i saw santa claus!

[interlude: jackie beat]
hey, fat stuff! how ya doin’!
hahahaha

[verse 2: katya]
i wore a tight silver jumpsuit with matching boots
everything an astronaut could want
and a clear plastic helmet that looked like a bubble
big enough to hold my green bouffant
i tuned out mission control and turned the dial ’till i found
a station playing music made on mars
it was a holiday treat, but with a sp-ce-age beat
and intergalactic guitars

[interlude: katya]
the moon looks like a giant disco ball!

[chorus: both]
bossa nova christmas here in outer sp-ce
drinking tang with vodka, toasting the human race
wearing moon mascara and big dipper base
it’s a bossa nova christmas here in outer sp-ce

[verse 3: jackie beat]
you can find mistletoe on a mission to mars
and even if you could, imagine this:
there is no telephone, so you’re just sittin’ there alone
feeling alien with no one there to kiss

[verse 4: katya]
and saturn is so strange, no presents to exchange
and the holidays on neptune are just heinous
the food on jupiter blows, that’s why everybody knows
the best place for a party is ur-n-s

[chorus: both]
bossa nova christmas here in outer sp-ce
loosen your van allen belt and shove some fruitcake in your face
thank astrud gilberto when you’re sayin’ grace
it’s a bossa nova christmas here in outer sp-ce

[outro: both
bossa nova christmas here in outer sp-ce
shoot your rocket in my crater, let’s cut to the chase
put it in my asteroid and then blastoff on my face
cause it’s a bossa nova christmas here in outer sp-ce

- christmas queens lyrics

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