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we made that happen - christmas owl records lyrics

liam on the beat

[verse 1: jayayseakay]
me and my son, we got that freak
we get down, but we don’t speak
been naked this whole d*mn week
wit’ my kids, we always tweak
stop yo yapping, stop yo capping
grab my p*n*s, i let that happen
my son balling, i’m straight trapping
with his momma, i’m always tapping
got me a b*tch with a 80 inch booty
shawty wan’ f*ck ’cause she think that i’m fruity
i like ’em girls, i don’t want me a cutie
at yo b*tch crib and we making a b00bie
liking them b00bies ’cause they look like a owl
make my last name into a crowl
y’all say “why,” i say “how”
i drink milk straight from the cow
[hook: the almgr3nator]
i love cows, i milk their utters
when i drink milk, it makes me sputter
all over your mother and your brother
spray on one and then the other

[verse 2: the crowler]
making love in front of my kids
didn’t change the sheets so you know they got skids

you know she gave me backshots and her cl*tty hardy
they call me the crowler but really i’m the prowler

[interlude 1: lebron james, diddy & liam inc.]

that’s on god, bruh!

[interlude 2: s*xtula, liam inc. & christmas owl records]

[verse 3: conan beats]
what’s 9 + 10?

today, i will eat two chapsticks
[verse 4: s*xtula]
i’m naked as f*ck in front of your kids
i’m f*cking b*tches and none of ’em in
all i do is motorboat titties
so many hoes, it’s s*x and the cities
i get in the zone, your girl on my cone
she’s giving me dome, i’m in her so deep
i’m tryna hit home
i’m gon’ be naked as f*ck in front of yo kids!
beat my cl*t so much, i can’t feel
did *n*l and i still haven’t healed (p*n*s)
bite off his foreskin, considered it peeled
f*ck me, my lips won’t be sealed
[?] out, these shorts are so cheeky
he walks in the room, and i’m tryna get freaky

[interlude 3: alex tweaks]
i’m out here, jelqing and sh*t
on my freaky*deaky sh*t, yeah
let’s go!

[verse 5: alex tweaks & conan beats]
munching this box like krispy kreme
i’m in the stu’, i’m with my team
this chocolate milk, this ain’t codeine
i love that fent, you know i’m a fiend, ay!

and i spit mad bars, mars bars, like candy bar with the charizard
billy joel like zanzibar, and i pull up in a golf cart
spread cheeks, tear ’em apart, chiefing fake carts
’til i fart, bad p*h*at, tastes real tart
secret *n*l, now i’m covered in shart!
but i’m not a rapper
liam on the beat
[verse 6: usburis]

i only consume a certain type of s*xual media (oh my god!)
and i just keep getting greedier and greedier (money, money, money)

and my knees are covered in scabs and sores
stop brooding, now i’m thinking of dinosaurs
it’s a long canoe, we need a lot of oars
give me alcohol, and i don’t want no coors (lebron james)

probably one of the wh0res i’ve been pimping!
what the h*ll? she told another b*tch she simping
b*tch, get back to work! i don’t care if your f*cking feet hurt!
make me some d*mn money!

[interlude: christmas owl records]
thank you, christmas owl!

[verse 7: kevin chiefs]
kevin chiefs on the track
ain’t no dumb sh*t, i’m sitting on stacks
steal yo b*tch, f*ck her from the back
got her ass clapping, she purring like a cat
got a chimaera, bought it on lease
all yo car got is f*cking gas leaks
hit it off the glass piece, nick wets the sheets

i’m f*cking yo b*tch on three different axes
ride on my d*ck, flexible like trapeze
she told me a story, she said you got d*ck cheese
why you act tough when you got sucking*d*ck knees? (i have s*x in front of my kids!)
[?] like a p*ssy, that look like a [?]
i love christmas owl, that sh*t’s just heat!

[hook: the almgr3nator]
i love cows, i milk their utters
when i drink milk, it makes me sputter
all over your mother and your brother
spray on one and then the other (i have s*x in front of my kids!)
f*ck

[verse 8: ben fat l]

he see my p*n*s, like what are you doing?
, i need a lift

sip on that zaza, they think it’s a bit
love on your mama, i give and she get
dance is so funky, i might do a jig
my name is reuben, and i love the s*x (p*n*s)
it is my favorite, it is the best

i let that happen, i let that happen
son be breastfeeding, but i keep on tapping
i let that happen, i let that happen (i let that happen)
see what i’m rapping
you gonna start fapping
i have s*x while listening to imagine dragons

[verse 9: liam inc.]
imagine dragons during s*x
i don’t even care what you ’bout to say to me
30 dollars and you know i’m on the street
i be playing games like nintendo
my son grab my p*n*s (i’m spongebob!)
i love christmas owl records
i love master blasters
i love all my friends!

[hook: the almgr3nator]
i love cows, i milk their utters
when i drink milk, it makes me sputter
all over your mother and your brother
spray on one and then the other

[outro: the almgr3nator, ben fat l & conan beats]
i love cows, i milk their utters
when i drink milk, it makes me sputter
all over your mother and your brother
spray on one and then the other
this was a job well done

- christmas owl records lyrics

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