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good thing she can't read my mind: a dude's eye view - christine lavin lyrics

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a dude’s-eye view

i am at a shopping mall
i do not like shopping malls
but she loves shopping malls
and i love her
each time she stops to look at shoes
i’m reacquainted with the blues
by the groans i hear
there are men here
who i think concur

i wanted to stay home today
to watch the green bay packers play
a monumental pigskin contest
of the manly kind
instead i’m at a shopping mall
i can’t stand shopping malls
it’s a good thing she can’t read my mind

sure i’ll hold your purse while you try that on
no, i don’t think it makes you look f …

i am at a craft fair
i do not like craft fairs
but she loves craft fairs
and i love her
there’s topiary, origami
face painting, scr-pbooking
and her favorite …
dreamcatchers!
what the h-ll’s a dreamcatcher?
what the h-ll is decoupage?
rug hooking?
now that’s something i might get behind
i can’t stand craft fairs
i am at a craft fair
it’s a good thing she can’t read my mind

learn to make my own soap?
how did you know that’s been my dream?

i am not complaining i’m just making observations
expanding your horizons is a sign of sophistication
i’m in a tai chi cl-ss every sunday morning
though sometimes thoughts of boxing
overcome me without warning

i am at a chick flick
i do not like chick flicks
but she loves chick flicks
and i love her
uh-oh it’s a double bill
now i’m really feeling ill
it’s “beaches” followed by “the way we were”

now i’m in an awful mood
plus i’m eating awful food
when all i wanted was to kick back and unwind
i can’t stand chick flicks
i’m gonna watch two chick flicks
it’s a good thing she can’t read my mind

tomorrow night is “fried green tomatoes” and “terms of endearment”?
oh … pinch me …

so if you see me at a chick flick
see me in a craft booth
see me at a shopping mall wallowing in despair
don’t feel sorry for me
i must be in love
why in the h-ll else would i be there?

before i met her life was dull
i never took any chances
now i leap at every opportunity i find
i do not like chick flicks
i don’t like craft fairs can’t stand shopping
but maybe i will in time
maybe i will in time

join your book club?
oh sure, i’d love to …

- christine lavin lyrics

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