disney channel - chrissa sparkles lyrics
[chorus]
i blame the disney channel
for my love of white boys
musicals and happy stories
all the cute toys
i want that happy ending
i know he’s out there waiting
one thing that i can’t deny
i’m into pasty white guys
[verse]
soul skaters, wildcats
no man can compete with that
“smart house” to “motorcrossed”
clearly, i’ve been brainwashed
to fall for every boy in magazines
like a thirty*something year old little pre*teen
[chorus]
i blame the disney channel
for my love of white boys
conditioned as an asian girlie
was that a choice?
just look at pocahontas
she fеll in love with john smith
and pocahontas was hot as sh*t
i’d literally die for hеr? i’m over it
[verse]
blond hair, blue eyes
brunettes with hairy thighs
why is it that i idolize [?]
the race who likes to colonize?
my body, my people, my mind
this delulu fantasy of mine
[chorus]
i blame the disney channel
for my love of white boys
musicals and happy stories
all the cute toys
i want that happy ending
i know he’s out there waiting
one thing that i can’t deny
i’m into pasty white guys
oh, oh
what am i even to white guys?
[bridge]
i blame the disney channel
for my love of white boys
musicals and happy stories
all the cute toys
i want that happy ending
i know he’s out there waiting
one thing that i can’t deny
i’m into pasty white guys
[chorus]
i blame the disney channel
for my love of white boys
musicals and happy stories
all the cute toys
i want that happy ending
i know he’s out there waiting
one thing that i can’t deny
i’m into pasty white guys
oh, oh, oh
why am i like this?
i hate that i’m into it
jockster: the musical
skaters with daddy issues
and they all need therapy
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