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billy joe mcguffrey - chris rice lyrics

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now billy joe mcguffrey was a really clumsy kid
on the first day of first grade, i’ll tell you what he did
he tripped over a pencil box, flew up in the air
landed on a kangaroo who pulled out all his hair

first aid in the first grade
first aid in the first grade
first aid in the first grade
you could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid

now billy joe mcguffrey was a really clumsy kid
on the second day of second grade, i’ll tell you what he did
he slipped on a banana peel, flew up in the sky
landed on a chimpanzee who poked him in the eye

first aid in the second grade
first aid in the second grade
first aid in the second grade
you could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid

now billy joe mcguffrey was a really clumsy kid
on the third day of third grade, i’ll tell you what he did
he fell out of a fishing boat, splashed into the sea
landed on a moray eel who bit him on the knee

first aid in the third grade
first aid in the third grade
first aid in the third grade
you could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid

now billy joe mcguffrey was a really clumsy kid
on the fourth day of fourth grade, i’ll tell you what he did
he went out on a tadpole hunt, slipped into the creek
landed on a large-mouth b-ss who bit him on the cheek

first aid in the fourth grade
first aid in the fourth grade
first aid in the fourth grade
you could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid

now billy joe mcguffrey was a really clumsy kid
on the fifth day of fifth grade, i’ll tell you what he did
he went into the garden shop looking for a rose
sniffed a baby’s breath and got a bee caught up his nose

first aid in the fifth grade
first aid in the fifth grade
first aid in the fifth grade
you could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid

now billy joe mcguffrey was a really clumsy kid
on the sixth day of sixth grade, i’ll tell you what he did
he went out on a field trip, the first one of the year
backed into a sabertooth and pierced both of his ears

first aid in the sixth grade
first aid in the sixth grade
first aid in the sixth grade
you could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid

now billy joe mcguffrey was a really clumsy kid
on the seventh day of seventh grade, i’ll tell you what he did
he tried out for the talent show to show how well he sung
cracked a grin, a wasp flew in, and stung him on the tongue

first aid in the seventh grade
first aid in the seventh grade
first aid in the seventh grade
you could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid

now billy joe mcguffrey was a really clumsy kid
on the eighth day of eighth grade, i’ll tell you what he did
he tried to play some basketball went up for a dunk
landed in the bushes and got squirted by a skunk

first aid in the eighth grade
first aid in the eighth grade
first aid in the eighth grade
you could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid

now billy joe mcguffrey was a really clumsy kid
on the ninth day of ninth grade, i’ll tell you what he did
he fed the pigs on grandma’s farm, two piglets and a sow
slipped on their slop and then got stepped on by a cow

first aid in the ninth grade
first aid in the ninth grade
first aid in the ninth grade
you could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid

now billy joe mcguffrey was a really clumsy kid
on the tenth day of tenth grade, i’ll tell you what he did
he went out on some water skis and hit a sunken log
wiped out all the lily pads, got spit on by a frog

first aid in the tenth grade
first aid in the tenth grade
first aid in the tenth grade
you could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid

now billy joe mcguffrey was a really clumsy kid
on the eleventh day of eleventh grade, i’ll tell you what he did
he swept and missed an alley cat while taking driver’s ed
ran into a tree and bumped the dashboard with his head

first aid in the eleventh grade
first aid in the eleventh grade
first aid in the eleventh grade
you could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid

now… billy joe mcguffrey was a really clumsy kid
on the twelfth day of twelfth grade, i’ll tell you what he did
he walked into financial aid, fell and broke a bone
showed them all his bills and got a great big college loan

first aid in the twelfth grade
first aid in the twelfth grade
first aid in the twelfth grade
you could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid
you could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid
you could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid!

- chris rice lyrics

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