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the 12 days of quarantine - chris mann lyrics

[verse 1]
on the first day of quarantine
this lockdown here gave me
the virus covid*19

[verse 2]
on the second day of quarantine
this lockdown here gave me
blue rubber gloves
and the virus covid*19

[verse 3]
on the third day of quarantine
this lockdown here gave me
no more friends
blue rubber gloves
and the virus covid*19

[verse 4]
on the fourth day of quarantine
this lockdown here gave me
h**rding tendencies
no more friends
blue rubbеr gloves
and the virus covid*19
[verse 5]
on the fifth day of quarantinе
this lockdown here gave me
remote learning
h**rding tendencies
no more friends
blue rubber gloves
and the virus covid*19

[verse 6]
on the sixth day of quarantine
this lockdown here gave me
murder h*rnets
remote learning
h**rding tendencies
no more friends (my kids won’t find me under the bed)
and the virus covid*19

[verse 7]
on the seventh day of quarantine
this lockdown here gave me
doubt in my marriage
murder h*rnets
homeschooling h*ll
h**rding tendencies
no more friends
blue rubber gloves
and the virus covid*19 (oh my god)
[verse 8]
on the eighth day of quarantine
this lockdown here gave me
panic disorders
(i haven’t talked to my wife since tuesday)
murder h*rnets
remote learning (k!ll me!)
h**rding tendencies (i just got seven hundred cans of soup)
no more friends (i just talk to myself all day)
blue rubber gloves
and the virus covid*19

[verse 9]
on the ninth day of quarantine
this lockdown here gave me
my new love handles
panic disorders
doubt in my marriage
murder h*rnets
ipad learning (i mean, really, how much am i paying for this?)
h**rding tendencies (h**rd all the toilet paper)
no more friends (friends? what are they?)
blue rubber gloves (i think i’m allergic to latex)
and the virus covid*19

[verse 10]
on the tenth day of quarantine
this messed*up year gave me
dr. fauci
(my clothes don’t fit anymore)
panic disorders
(my therapist says this is normal!)
murder h*rnets
remote learning (make it stop!)
h**rding tendencies
(does anyone wanna hang out? i’ll wear a mask)
stupid rubber gloves
and the virus covid*19 (whatever, i hate you)
[verse 11]
on the whatever day of quarantine
this messed*up year gave me
harry*less royals
dr. fauci
my new fat handles
(wash your hands, wash your hands, wash your hands)
doubt in my marriage (it’s fine, except)
murder h*rnets
remote learning (oh my god!)
h**rding tendencies
nope, i don’t know any friends
stupid rubber gloves
and the virus covid*19

[verse 12]
on the twelfth day of quarantine
this [bleeped]*up year gave me
a week*long election
(harry and meghan moved to canada?)
anthony fauci
(i just can’t stop eating)
(i’m freaking out!)
my wife may leave me
is that a murder h*rnet or a wasp?
remote learning (how the h*ll am i supposed to work and teach my kids at the same time? oh my god!)
(reuse that toilet paper!)
(i miss my friends)
(my hands are so sweaty)
and the virus covid*19

- chris mann lyrics

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