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polyamorous - chris fleming lyrics

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just because i have bad hair doesn’t mean that i’m polyamorous
(“yeah, we’ve been meaning to tell you for a while…we’re poly now.”)
there is something very [disturbing grunts]
about polyamorous couples

it’s never who you want to be polyamorous who’s polyamorous
you’re never like, oh sweet!
it’s usually the guy at the verizon store
who wears vests to parties

the kinda guy who’ll neg you at like a continental breakfast buffet
but not even confidently neg you
like, midway he’ll try and desperately shove his hand into his pocket and miss
his hand’s like a romanian woman trying to seek sanctuary in an 18th century french church
you know a guy got into radiohead too young if even his pocket rejects him

i’m poly!
and when they tell you it’s with such glee
like a dog dropping a rodent carc-ss at your feet
like, this only benefits you and is menacing to me
and everyone else

it’s never who you want to be polyamorous who’s polyamorous
you’re never like, oh sweet!
you’re usually like, could i get helicopter to take me to safety?

[spoken intermission]
couple: it’s so nice to see you, but…we do have something real quick that we just need to tell you about
chris: oh, sure tell me!
couple: we’re polyamorous! [cackling] did you know that humans aren’t naturally monogamous?

[singing]
i should have known how you kept going on
about how welcoming the burlesque community’s been
i sensed something conspiratorial before
but i just thought you were gonna try and get me to play a board game or something

side note, board game couples give off
an even more menacing vibe than poly couples

- chris fleming lyrics

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