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if i was a jedi - chris duke and the royals lyrics

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[verse 1: peg]
if i was a jedi
my name would be duke skywalker
and while i couldn’t fly
i’d move inanimate objects with my mind power
if i were a famous cricket guy
my name would be sachin ten*dekers
my team, my family
we would excel in the death overs

[chorus: peg]
and i would rather be
any of them than me
the puns in my last name are a bit of fun
but by no means a necessity
(yeah boy, woo*hoo)
[verse 2: peg]
if i was a melon
there’s no way you’d throw away the ceeds
recommend planting thеm
and cultivating me as a new speciеs
and then audio medium
must definitely by a cee dee
too small for a record
but not compressed enough for an mp3

[chorus: peg]
and i would rather be
any of them than me
the puns in my last name are a bit of fun
but by no means a necessity

[outro: peg]
if i were a movie or a pub
dukes of hazard, dukes of windsor
if i were a subway sub
i’d be less than a six inch
if i were a party drug
i’d simply be known as “d”
but that’s my father’s nickname
i won’t take it
he might get sh*tty

- chris duke and the royals lyrics

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