rhymes with jesus - chris cross (rapper) lyrics
[intro: chris cross & v.i.p.n]
v.i.p.n
what rhymes with jesus?
what rhymes? i dunno
what rhymes with jesus?
what rhymes? let’s go
jesus is a strange man
we don’t know much
and yet all our lives the saviour did touch (that’s lame)
[verse 1: chris cross]
touch my hand, touch my face
feel the hole in my hand from the nail such a waste
pain is temporary, so is life
you better start yo living if you wanna live right
have fun you deserve it
make your way to heaven man you earned it
take the stairs to the pearly gates
tell peter whatchu done see if you worth it
long d*ck her like a thwomp
new supe b u, bark like a chain chomp
checkpoint city like those who came before me
death isn’t death its just a new story
e, vinnie, turtle and drama
similar to matthew, mark, luke and john*a
entourage, yo there is no equal
new testament it’s the greatest sequel
liberace covered soles
rap back to the past, bc days of old
living days of yore
go to the coliseum, gore galore (yuh)
jackass zero ain’t that the worst
hey steve*o wear these th*rns, “ow that hurts”
won’t be the last, was never the first
because the taste of love man i’ve got that thirst
[bridge 1: chris cross]
free ‘shrooms copped from spores worldwide
gotta use my eyes, get magnified
mango nectar down the gullet
bop it, twist it, spin it, pull it
my boy a priest, yo, i tell him he blessed (what?)
my boy a scientist, i tell him he the best (that’s true)
joker up the guttenberg
pitch it to the studio
voynich m*n*script
biblical i gotta study ya
in school day and night
you know i gotta study, yeah
cop a cross from ikea
it never break, it st*rdy, yuh
[verse 2: chris cross]
road trip, 9th largest pyramid
tennessee
looking in the mirror
but i’m the only ten i see (yuh)
kids be getting drivers licenses
speeding out the plaza
i got one but i ain’t drive
i keep it cool like aubrey plaza
my boy got a custom plate
could eat off it, clean like a plate
cost 3 hundred but the brother paid
its awful dawg, but i love to hate
pull up, feelin’ fine
minivan, yo i wait in line
lookin’ stupid, i don’t mind
just ask the ladies, they love the drive
[verse 3: chris cross]
like a pokémon, on the go
yo, call me turtle, on ass patrol
russian child lying dead in the snow
yo i prowl up, i’m on a roll
crashing quinceañeras like my name was martine
rolling in the gravy, i ain’t talkin’ poutine
rapping insane, you know i’m unstable
call me cain, the way i’m so able
[bridge 2: chris cross]
i ditch the hoes, ninety day
f*f*f*fiancee
rich in prose, drop heat flambé
chinese like my name was ray
need a garden where the plants grow bad
gethsemane, jesus died for his dad
opposite eden, adam and steven
but no snake so that’s quite rad
[verse 4: chris cross]
dropping faith bombs on atheist city
fat man vs faith man, looking pretty
put the lit in liturgy my preaching’s gritty
ain’t wanna believe now that’s a pity
your love is my light
you know when i’m without you there’s a hole in my life
open wide and take a bite
my blood, my body? yeah alright
[outro: chris cross]
the earth will shake when we leave the scene
yo virgin mary, god’s holy queen
solar eclipse, man i ain’t seen
that’s the power of god, sure is obscene
got a message for you from the lord above
room for all, no need to shove
a commandment purer than the whitest dove
what rhymes with jesus? it’s love
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