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dad 3 - chonny jash lyrics

one time i saw my dad and he was
lookin’ like the mascot from the cheetos brand, i’m talkin’
’bout the dude that’s basically a cheetah man, he loves
spicy corn snacks and he’s been banned from j*pan, but just like
any good father he would hold my hand, and
when i got hurt we’d take the cheeto van, the
hospital has a lane for special cheeto vans, and the
highway has a lane for special cheeto vaaa*aa*aaaa*ans. the

moral of the story is to stop pretending that your
dad isn’t actually steven williams, you’re probably
like, who the f*ck, is steven williams, that’s the
ceo of fritos that i googled for this song, and i
tricked you into thinking that i knew who that is but when i
saw, his picture, i know who that is, hе’s my
father, he’s the mothеr*f*cken cheeto man, and to*
gether we can do it, but no in j*paa*aa*aaa*aaaan

ja*
paaaaaan, he’s been banned. he’s *
not allowed, in j*pan anymore

dad! this is dad
three*eee*eeeeee. and you wouldn’t be*
lieve. what it’s like after three dads. it’s the best

one time i saw my dad and he was
looking like the person who had raised me right, taught
me to be respectful and to never fight, except that
kellogg’s b*tch who bragged about bein’ right, and every*
thing in his world is so f*ckin’ great, when he
goes to j*pan he gets past the gate, the se*
curity line doesn’t waste his time, i
wish that that father was mi*i*iiii*iine

- chonny jash lyrics

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