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the worst i ever had (drake parody) - chink money lyrics

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i should be through with all the drinking
cuz when i do, i get to thinking
maybe she’ll do, at least for the weekend
but then i sober up and that’s when it sinks in
girl you make me gag every time i smell your breath
it’s like coffee, dog sh-t, and cigarettes
i got this tattoo, it says “no regrets”
but every time i hook up with you
i say you a f-ckin mess, you a f-ckin mess
you a f-ckin mess, you a f-ckin mess
you’re the worst i ever had, worst i ever had
worst i ever had, worst i ever had

d-mn man i should’ve stayed sober
last night you meagan good, this morning whoopi goldberg
princess fiona just turned into an ogre
you walk around with no shirt, d-mn that’s just vulgar
sh-t! i must’ve drank myself r-t-rded
how the h-ll did i just walk into waters that were uncharted
darted to the front door but this c-ckwh0r- just locked it
dropped the key in her dockers back pocket
talkin bout “baby where you think you going?”
tried to play it off like “babe i think your lawn needs mowing”
she said it ain’t growing but give it some time
she used her own fecal matter to keep it fertilized
i threw up in my mouth at the thought of the sight
and told her i had to go and i would call her goodnight
she yelled “you ain’t gonna leave me like the last man did”
she grabbed a pistol, now i’m stranded at this mad b-tch’ crib, uh

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d-mn i got involved with the wrong b-tch
full blown alcoholic, always begging for raw d-ck
48 waist, swearing that them little draws fit
did you forget to flush? is that a whatchamacallit?
floating in the toilet
crying over spilled milk when you already spoiled it
came up in the kitchen, what you cooking? i smell garlic
gave you a hug and realized it was your armpits
aw sh-t, now i’m disgusted
yellow -ss smile, yeah ya t–th look like mustard
hairy -ss bush like “look i just brushed it”
and when we out in public my friends say “she’s busted!”
yeah, but you were cute when i was wasted
at least i think so cuz my memory erased it
maybe replaced it, went to a happy place with
negligee models that can’t wait to get naked

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- chink money lyrics

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