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barbecue bacon burgers - chillichops lyrics

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barbecue
bacon
burgers
barbeque bacon burgers

barbecue
bacon
burgers
barbeque bacon burgers

ayo it’s ya boy
i’ve got a question for you
if you saw a barbeque, what would you do?
uh, me? i’d cook a burger
no way!
me too!
so uh…should we show ‘em?

everybody get up
and grab your pickles and yo ketchup
turn on that barbeque
cause we about to drop some bars for you (go!)

you grab the beef and you mix it up
with salt and pepper and garlic stuff
(don’t forget the paprika
if you want to give it some heat, yuh)
cook it up til it’s nice and brown
and when one side’s done, flip it upside down
you know i love that sizzle sound
but it’s time to put the patty on the burger bun now

you put the bacon on top in a cross (cross)
then you add the barbeque sauce (s*sauce)

slap on the cheese (and the vegetables)
squish it down neat (so it’s edible)

now you’re done with your masterpiece
bring your whole family to your house to eat (bring ‘em over)
invite your mean old aunt clarice
to blow her socks right off with your fancy feast

aunt clarice
had just one tiny little bite
the burger grease
wiped all the meanness from her mind

now she’s enlightened and lives out her days
teaching meditation classes for elderly strays

barbecue bacon
barbecue bacon burgers
ooh barbecue bacon
barbecue bacon burgers
there’s no replacement
for how you make me feel
ooh barbecue bacon
you’ll always be my favourite meal

i told steve from two doors down
to not come round at my next summer cookout
but look who’s here at the barbeque
like he didn’t betray me back in 1982

hey steve, i guess you didn’t hear when i told you last
if i saw you round here i would kick your… b*tt
in a bbq competition
so let’s get grilling, unless you’re chicken
even though i think we both know who’s better
i’m the burger king you’re like the burger jester

steve agreed, his technique
was to heat the beef up to a thousand degrees
my burgers looked fantastic
his looked radioactive

when he saw what i had made he laughed in my face
i said you’ll never know until you try, why don’t you give it a taste?

this burger’s shown me the error of my ways
i’ve been acting so selfishly
i never should have sold gordon ramsay your secret recipe
you’ve opened my eyes, i hope this isn’t the end
and we can go back to being friends again
that’s when a thought came to me
steve’s barbecue was still at a thousand degrees

we realised
but by that time it was too late
before our eyes
the barbecue burst into flames

the firefighters
came to assist
but when they smelt the burgers
they couldn’t resist

barbecue bacon
barbecue bacon burgers
ooh barbecue bacon
barbecue bacon burgers

barbecue bacon
you got me falling in love
i gotta say it
you’re all i’m ever dreaming of

barbecue bacon
barbecue bacon burgers
ooh barbecue bacon
barbecue bacon burgers

you got me aching
to get that taste in my mouth
ooh barbecue bacon
how could i ever live without

i just love these burgers like, way too much
it’s becoming, like, a serious problem
uh, my family and friends are worried about me
and have told me to seek out a doctor specialising
in ‘burger*related issues’
so if any of you know someone in that line of work
then please let me know
thank you

- chillichops lyrics

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