love (dominic) - childish gambino lyrics
[dominic dierkes]
[i was in] grade 6– at this point 6th, 7th grade–
and i’m still like, really like*like we’re friendly**it wasn’t like she ignored me, uh, you know
like i made her laugh in classes and stuff and we were friends but it wasn’t like*we didn’t hang out outside of school or anything
so, it was like valentine’s day
i decide that i’m going to**this is probably the closest–if this story had actually followed through, would be the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to me
i went**so we went to mass that morning–it was a catholic school, so we went to catholic mass–we’re down at church and the night before, every little homeroom had their own little halloween**excuse me**their own little valentine’s day party
so, i decided**and we were gonna exchange valentines or whatever**so i decided the night before to make her a “secret admirer” little poem
and i don’t remember what the*i really do, i’m not holding out, i really do wish what the poem said, but it was just something just really like struggling to rhyme
like my whole goal was: make it rhyme and make it say “i like you”, those were the two things, so it wasn’t, like, artful in many ways
so i, so uh, and i signed it “secret admirer” and i typed it out on the computer, printed it out so that my handwriting wouldn’t be obvious and i like put it in an envelope
so each homeroom had their stack of valentine’s day cards so i went in**yeah, they each had their own stack of valentine’s day cards
so we all went down to mass, and i had my little letter, and so we were all in church, and i get up to go to the bathroom, and i run upstairs to homeroom and i slip this envelope in her*in the stack of valentines cause she wasn’t in my homeroom
so i go downstairs and i sit in mass, and i’m kind of very pleased with myself like i’m gonna pull this off
and then for the next like 45 minutes that mass took, i was*i just completely mind*f*cked myself into thinking it was the worst idea ever
i just sitting there, i went from like “yeah, i pulled this off” to just sitting there like “you’re an*you’re an idiot, man. this is probably the g*yest thing anyone can do”
and just like “people are gonna know its me”, “i’m not gonna be able to like*and what do i even have to stand to gain by it? like if i ever admit that it’s me, people will be like “you’re lame”, but if i don’t admit to it, then she’ll never know it was me”
so i was just*it was like*i was just sitting there sweating just looking–and i couldn’t get up to go to the bathroom again cause they wouldn’t let me
so i was just like “alright so i gotta get to that*” so then it became “well, i gotta get to that envelope before anyone reads. i just gotta*i just gotta make that happen”
so all the homerooms**mass ends, and we all get up to go to our classes to have a little valentine’s day party
we’re all walking up the stairs and i’m like walking–like speedwalking and just like “hey whatever”, i must’ve looked crazy
and then just go to the homeroom, and i’m like in the homeroom and i grab my letter, the letter that i had written
and then like, this is like before anyone was in the homeroom, but they’re like seconds behind me
so i like grab the letter and shove it in my pocket, and then all the kids walk in like “oh! you’re not in our homeroom. what are you doing here?”
and i was just like “oh! right! yeah yeah yeah sorry, i thought we were*i thought the party was in h*i gotta go” and i just left
and i just completely bolted and went to my homeroom and i took**and i was like “how do i dispose this thing”
so i literally ripped up the letter in the homeroom, went to the bathroom and flushed it down the toilet and then i was just like “*sigh* thank god, i just created this massive problem for myself”
[mcdj]
that’s f*cking hilarious
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