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ochem on my mind - chem gang lyrics

halogens attack alkenes
we call that sh-t addition
makes saturated compounds
with halogen subst-tuents
nucleophiles and carbons
react by subst-tution
like sn1 and like sn2
cuz these central carbons be flipping
chirality be switchin
and enantiomers be mixin
when rds is dimolecular
sn2 is how i’m feelin
leaving group is well-endowed
bond length in triple digits

call it michael jordan how it fade-away
cuz it’s oh-so nucleophilic
carbocation is a given
a positive charge addition
reaction is reversible
so the halide needs it’s distance
and a nucleophile can take its place
though products are ambiguous
got a ketone mixed with hydrazine
cause every time

i wake up in the morning i got ochem on my mind
straight chain hydrocarbons: alkanes, alkenes, alkynes
and while these wussy chemists hating
say i don’t show up on time
but i already knew it
i got ochem on my mind
b-tch, i got ochem on my mind (x7)

alkenes undergo addition
they can easily resize
the double bond is broken
it’s time to say goodbye
they join together in the thousands
monomers are fye
they have repeating units
small subscripts
like isaac’s size
he vomited in a sink with
polymers beneath his eyes
polypropylene and pvc
he still faced his demise
and without a teflon pan
max cannot cook his rice
p-ssed out on the bathroom floor
carter and his starch

chorus

halogens around the carbon
it’s addition i’d imply
the double bond splits quickly
just like it’s junior high
the carbons didn’t need to do it, but
they were greedy like versailles
the di-atoms separate
attack
and then bond twice
sometimes in a solution
there are more hydrogen halides
ms. brown grabbed me by the hands and said
she didn’t want to lie
they react just like halogens
but iodine’s more spry
and she reacted quickly
at room temperature

chorus

react with water now
alcohol anyhow
isaac and carter, their parents don’t disallow
they need a catalyst
sulfuric is adequate
ions in double bond
oh i reinstate
sulfate i liberate
steamy like
corn and baer as
when they marinate
roman’s chin is so big
kissing ramona he proud but she suffocate

chorus

s-x with a hydrogen
give max a vitamin
dry throat and coughing
yeah he need some margarine
his teeth need whitening
trans fats so frightening
make the chain saturate
i might just split the bond
don’t want to be a pond
catalyst no
cannabis
just made of nickel-ond
isaac juuling so much
don’t call us lebron we will never flop

chorus

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