masterchef - chef lyrics
[intro]
man i don’t even know where to start, f-ck…
[verse]
marriedtothegame? you seem married to the fame
i don’t know you but you keep mentioning my name
apparently i’m the worst mediator on the site?
but i never heard of you in my entire f-cking life
its so clear you just trying to get some publicity
that’s a mistake man, you shouldn’t be dissing me
i’m killing jay on all fronts, and you a baby jay?
that means you already dead cause jay is kia
you outlawz without pac, d12 without em
i’m biggie with the mafia, we the best dressed men
ya’ll kids, keep getting hyped on beef that isn’t yours
i’ll poison that sh-t and leave it at your front door
i don’t know why i’m dissing, you a complete n-body
you a crackhead on the corner, i’m john gotti
and jc the -ss-ssin, you a poverty joe budden
hopping into this beef, man you really shouldn’t
trying to be super lyrical, and pushing out 10 disses
slow your f-cking roll man, they were all misses (haha)
you talked a lot but man you really said f-ck all
generic lyrical wordplay, what, you trying to stall?
“sh-t, i gotta fend em off til’ jay comes back”
well jay in hospital after all these diss tracks
“look i’m jc, my lyrical annihilation got em facin’
decimation, no salvation, so many complications
i’m erasin’ like a haitian, full body fornication
castration, what the f-ck am i sayin?” (uhhhh)
meta you doing the same things, generic dissing
i’m a fake og? that must mean you something different?
you the fake man, i trusted you like jay dayer
but d-mn, now you switched sides like darth vader
i was med way before you, and i’m a well liked
you’re known for hentai and fapping through the night
midnight, time to bring you into the light
you a failed coachee, but man its alright
maybe next year you can be a mediator
but until then man, you just another chef hater
nothing else to say cause you nothing special
when this beef dies, we all gonna forget you
jonathan trynna shoot when i was just stating facts
don’t take offense, you just weren’t up to scratch
judging skill by iq, how dumb can someone be?
you judge by their character, not numbers on a screen
more iq, oh wow, that makes so much sense!
caslon has more than us, you must be f-cking dense
hiphophead, i can’t remember what the f-ck he said
irrelevant -ss motherf-cker, looking for forum cred
barrk you an og but motherf-cker you don’t know me
khroam is top 5 but you at the bottom real lonely
scopey you gonna make me give slickk a call quick
stop pretending that everybody wants your d-ck
i don’t even know who dissing who these days
used to be me v jay now half the site wants to play
i got my own team tho, this chef side, the high tide
a coalition of all-stars targeting those who lied
i’m not well liked? i got more in my corner than toronto
back off motherf-cker, pr-nto
[outro]
f-ck this sh-t, i don’t care who’s left
ya’ll can diss, but i’ll remain a masterchef
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