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bodypillow - chef slushy lyrics

[verse: chef slushy]
i ain’t got no hoes but they call me a pimp
the only problem is i got the d*ck the size of a shrimp
when it comes to hentai girls, yeah well i always simp
i wanna rail them so hard they start to walk with a limp
real life girls hit me up every day but
i just always tell all of them to go away
cuz unless they wanna bang they’re just wasting my time
i don’t wanna have to rape them cuz that’s kind of a crime
don’t only like fake girls that’s not what i’m sayin
when i see a loli’s p*ssy bro i go super saiyan
and when it comes to anime girls bro i’m not playin
i bet her head game’s out of this world bеt that it’s galilean
i got that s*xy body pillow on my bed
i еspecially love that thing when it gives me some head
it started crusting up the insides feel more dense than lead
and when i’m finished with it i’m so tired i feel dead
i ain’t ever had real s*x outside my ‘magination
i just pretend that i’m with some anime girls that are asian
wanna get with one of them increase the population
so y’all better just be listenin to my proclamation
had a dream i was in pokémon and got to bang misty
the first thing that i had her do of course was suck on my glizzy
it felt so good that i became so lightheaded and dizzy
but then i woke up, realized it was fake i was in a tizzy
jerking at school i need a hall pass
the teacher saw me watching hentai in class
“stop watching hentai and start doing math!”
“no thanks i’d rather eat broken glass”
in my life fake girls is all i got because at least they’re always hot
have a bad hair day? prolly not
don’t agree? well here’s my thought
i think real girls are really great to them i like to m*st*rbate
and afterwards myself i hate cuz i get post*nut clarity
and soon if we keep at this rate
ima surely be in shape
to really step up my rap game
and make sure all y’all know my name
someday ima be as big as mc virgins
plan my next song carefully with the hands of a surgeon
i got all these hentai babes that i want to insert in
the way i play with cat girls you would think i’m steve irwin
wanna bang a character on a tv show
because that fat*titted thottie is a s*xy hoe
any hot girl i’ll get with them its a go
but if that girl is real ima have to say no

- chef slushy lyrics

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