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the last laugh - cheese sandwich, pinkie pie & chorus lyrics

[intro: “weird al” yankovic]
so you’re saying it’s a mix up
of the sounds that i just made
that coaxed the snicker from your throat
in a delicate cascade?
if i did it one more time
if i reproduced that feat
mixed up some letters here and there
you’d “lelly*baugh” tout suite?

[chorus: “weird al” yankovic & andrea libman]
then that’s all i need to do
that’s who i need to be
i thought i needed laughter
but it has to come from me
squirting flowers and kn*bby knees
rubber chickens my expertise
if you want laughter, then stick with cheese
yeah!

[verse 1: “weird al” yankovic]
i supposed now i should amp things up
to get the thing i’m after
move whole syll*ab*les around
and change em*pha*sis to get laughter
can’t stop now, i’m on a roll
i’ve almost got it back
bright folks like you aren’t subject to
my play*on*words attack!
[pre*chorus: “weird al” yankovic & andrea libman]
with something else, i’ll have to play
to get me where i’m going
whatcha gonna do?
some commedia dell’arte
to get the laughter flowing

[chorus: “weird al” yankovic]
and it’s what i need to do
it’s who i need to be
i thought i needed laughter
but it has to come from me
follow right behind, if you please
walk this way and i guarantee
if you want laughter, then stick with cheese

[post*chorus: “weird al” yankovic & andrea libman]
accordion solo!
shred it, cheese!
[accordion playing]
whoo! [laughing and whooping]

[chorus: “weird al” yankovic]
and it’s what i need to do
it’s who i need to be
i thought i needed laughter
but it has to come from me
whoopee cushions and dungarees
i know jokes like my a*b*c’s
if you want laughter, then stick with cheese
[verse 2: “weird al” yankovic & andrea libman]
and now my biggest test
the hardest fish to fry
(ooh*ooh*ooh*ooh)
a mind so *n*lytical
a sense of humor dry
(so dry)
to make you laugh would prove to me
that this experiment’s done
(ooh*ooh*ooh*ooh)
something ridiculous and not too smart
something like a pun

[intermission: “weird al” yankovic & jesse inocalla, spoken]
hey, sans! how did the laughing bird’s eggs hatch?
they cracked up!
sir… that is so… ridiculous! [laughs]

[chorus: “weird al” yankovic & choir]
then that’s all i need to do
that’s all i need to see
i thought i needed laughter
but it had to come from me
squirting flowers and kn*bby knees
rubber chickens and dungarees
if you want laughter, then stick with cheese!

- cheese sandwich pinkie pie chorus lyrics

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