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the story of a slut - chazer wazer lyrics

[verse 1]
yo, this b*tch was the type only found in wet dreamz
this b*tch has been a sl*t since turning 15
she never knew her father
p*ssy so good it made every d*ck harder
she had a class ass but had the face of a sl*t
always available for a good f*ck to bust a nut
you could get it free just as long as you’d suck her c*nt
if her boyfriend ever caught her cheating he would f*ck her up
he didn’t give a sh*t ’bout what she was doing, saying wh0re, sush
didn’t know this was toxic ’cause they’re both r*t*rds like george bush
only 20 but her p*ssy resеmbles an unclean toilet
hеr saying no is like gordan ramsey saying “here’s eggs, just boil it”
in bed she screams like cap lock on a laptop with a black c*ck
but as the years go on she finds herself more on men with dad bods

[chorus]
she is just a h*rny sl*t though
she is just a h*rny sl*t though
she is just a h*rny sl*t though
she is just a h*rny sl*t though
she is just a h*rny sl*t though

[verse 2]
yeah, this is a story of a sl*t
no one knows her name apart from the h*rny sl*t
her record was in 18 days doing forty f*cks
her catchphrase was “just f*cking record me, c*nt”
being on camera was a bigger turn on for her than rope n tape
however, she had this fantasy of being f*cked in the throat n raped
she had big tits, blonde hair and blue eyes
this sl*t had a pretty strong food fetish, she always used limes
but she had a habit of breaking men’s hearts, hope you die
is what those p*ssies always said
the money stopped so she started charging more to make bread
she even started f*cking those who are grey haired
f*cked a guy who like it when she played dead
[chorus]
she is just a h*rny sl*t though
she is just a h*rny sl*t though
she is just a h*rny sl*t though
she is just a h*rny sl*t though
she is just a h*rny sl*t though

[verse 3]
now she’s thirty, p*ssy covered in herpes
now she’s not even making any earnings
and got to thinking about who her dad was
she heard he was living in illinois
by this time she thought she was winnin’, boy
she f*cked 10 men while she was there because she’s easy, boy
she later found out her dad was actually in d.c., boy
she finally got there and found a note
it read, “i know you’re a ho, meet me at this address, yo
she finds the address which leads her to alley
some bloke snuck behind her and shove a finger up her f*nny
but then said “oh sh*t”, she turned around
she was then looking into the eyes of al gore
she says “i’m poor”, he says, “how poor?”
he then says “sorry sl*t, but i can’t have people know my daughter is a wh0re”
he then gets on his unicorn and flies into the sky
eating his baked pie, he waves bye
and you’re probably thinking what is the point in this story kids
well i’ll tell you
don’t do drugs

- chazer wazer lyrics

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