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peter griffin vs randy marsh - chaotic rap battles lyrics

[verse 1: peter]
hey there folks, peter griffin here
now let me tell you what really grinds my gears
this jackass thinks that he can actually compare?
i’ll roast you with jokes, like i’ve been doing for years!
if you’re stepping to griffin then you gotta be trippin’
i’m a delight on the m.i.c when i’m getting to spittin’
so listen as i’m giving a rhythmic ass ripping
when i fry this guy worse than i beat the giant chicken!
you started off strong but now your shows played out
how many times do you dumb sh*ts have to save your d*mn town?
look i’ll admit it, i’ve got critics too for some reason
but atleast we makе more than 6 f*cking episodes pеr season!
b*tch dont stop believing i won’t ever be beaten
so you better just beat it cause’ mecha peter’s competing
even cleveland knows i’m nasty with rhymes, don’t even try
you’ll get canceled, luckily there’s a family guy

[verse 2: randy]
okay okay, i think i’ve heard enough
i won’t be lectured about jokes from homer the hutt (ooohh)
you dope fat f*ck, have another stroke sag tits
looks like we finally found out who cartman’s real dad is!
randy marsh going hard, representing south park
the best animated comedy right from the d*mn start
you big fat phony, you and your show are finished
every plot you’ve ever had, b*tch the simpson’s did it!
you got a family of rejects and treat your wife like sh*t
you’re just a great big pr*ck, with a real small d*ck (ha ha)
you make me sick even worse than when i had cancer dude
and even lois knows that i’ve got bigger b*lls than you
the real american dad, b*tch come and get some
learn to spit son, instead of rippin’ sh*t from simpson
the only thing i was worried about when rapping against you
is if i had spit a verse first, cause’ you might steal that sh*t too
[verse 3: peter]
you’re a real dumb sh*t and got no blockbuster hits
you get outsmarted by kids but i’m in fortnight b*tch
now all you do is get high, throw in the toweliee and give up
you went from geologist to a weed farming onlyfans sl*t

[verse 4: randy]
all that rap you just cr*pped out, didn’t amount to sh*t
the sh*t i spit i’m literally shattering world records with!
all the dumb things you’ve done and you think you’re better than me?
to put it bluntly, i’m smoking this b*tch like it’s tegrity

[verse 5: peter & randy]
this is like the time at the clam i turned a song into a burn
the bird is the word but have you heard this guy rap? f*cking absurd!
oh a cutaway, typical, your setup’s are the worst!
your jokes are like joe’s legs, broke and don’t work
okay karen, you know how many times you’ve made me laugh? zero
your humor is even worse than are at guitar hero
nuh uh! i’m brilliant, you just rely on fart jokes
and the baby is the smartest character in your whole shart show

[verse 6: peter]
shut up marsh, even with that name your style is pretty dry
i could throw up several times and i would still have better lines
ask lois i’m the dopest and my flow is insane
your show is full of wokeness the homeless were right, you need change
you won’t ever top my shenanigans so you better give in you’ll never win
i’m owning these multi verses so you and won’t ever be seen again
a comedic genuis leaving you speechless and even your fans are f*cking retreating!
i’m going harder in a single thesis than any of your recent seasons!
none of your whack specials could match our star wars parodies
so keep on blowing your weed, but you can suck a pair of deez
hehehehe my rhymes are frickin sweet, and i sing better no doubt
i’ll give you an old fashioned ass kicking b*tch! roadhouse!
looks like sp went too pc
p.g’s the best emcee in all of fg
i even have more emmy’s, you shouldn’t have messed with m e
that was a bigger f*ck up than when you said the n word on t.v
[verse 7: randy]
hey bad dad, i didn’t hear no bell
i’ll run you over like brian, but this time fans won’t rebel
this no heat spitting obese ridden b*tch better shut up!
i’m sorry did i offend you? i thought this was america!
f*ck yea! sup bro? what do you wanna do?
you can’t beat me when your own wife beats you
i could forgive all your lines if you weren’t such a d*mn bore
i’m winning these cartoons wars, so bow down, i am lorde! (ya ya ya)
your own creator quit writing for your show? fricking lame
matt and trey dominate, seth mcfar should stay in his lane
like my shows episodes my flows are heat on repeat
we even have better games, you ain’t got sh*t on me pete!
you’re not a family guy you’re just a father who isn’t there
with how lois cheats your show should be called family affairs
back when you got cancelled you should have stayed off the air
cause b*tch you fell harder than you fell down the stairs!

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