a woman's worth (alicia keys) {funny or die} freestyle - chai-t lyrics
[spoken: chai-t]
yo. i wrote this track for this girl
and, we ain’t doin’ too well right now we in like a season 7 “rachel & ross” slump
[verse 1: chai-t]
(yo) my heart’s pace: like a tortoise in a hare-race
girl got me sprung like a slinky down a staircase
some salmon are monogamous within their race
yo, swim them salmon-kisses upstream to this bear-face
tina fey & steve carrel – we a datin’ team
we ain’t perfect, but we mean well – just like when slim shady sings
global warming – you turn my winters into springs
maccauley culkin – for “my girl” – i would have taken eighty stings
but we the big-bang queen and king
‘cause we complicated like a theory that is made of strings
we had a fight and i wept:
you wanted to toss me out the house like i’m jazzy jeff
our love is violent like an auto grand theft
and i feel like recently you like my instagrams less
me? i want you to want me to stay, yo!
i’ll play guitar, sing elvis like john stamos…
…in full house! is that what you want?
we’ll get a nicky & alex then! a coupl’a sons?
that sound like fun? three dads?! one house?!
and sh-t gets crazy when kimmy gibler is on-the-couch!
uncle jesse, uncle joey, always bickering!
i got the box set, come! we’ll watch it again and again and again…
three daughters, one of them was a twin (and)
dj’s boyfriend – did the voice in – aladdin
[yeah i think his name was steve]
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