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xploring detroit - catbino lyrics

dora the explora f*cked boots and took his loot
diego is a illegal immigrant in texas
swiper still plays with his weiner
map collects nfts and tweets are ai generated
backpack is at a thrift store hanging

dora got a new client his name is chris
this is his make*a*wish
he needs to make this quick
because this is it

he demands her take a std test
he’s the best
he just wants some rest
while the other clients, make her sweat
but she’s not down with that

on her way out shе calls him a npc incel and charges him double
hе just wants some rest, while the other clients make her sweat but she’s not down that on her way out she calls him a npc incel and charges him double
for her troubles

so the grant got voided and chris is left to rot
in a salem’s lot, a blue bedroom, he decides to go to the zoo
on his way to the zoo he steps in some goo
and randomly a fox comes out of the bushes and says “swiper no swiping” and chris gets all excited cuz hes banned on every dating app for being a incel and thinks to himself maybe he just found a friend
but the fox says again “swiper no swiping”
chris responds “yes, i’m not swiping ill be d*mned and hinge got me no wins”
diego comes driving by with his 2025 hennessey 1000 horse power raptor yellin out his window
“you have swipers seaman on your boots, what the f*ck dude”
chris immediately gets embarrassed and asks why swiper, a fox would ej*cul*te on the ground at the zoo in the parking lot
his response was “swiper no swiping”
dora the prostitute shows up again and has s*x with swiper immediately, immediately, immediately after receiving payment because he’s a loyal consumer
chris runs away from her cuz he’s still not over being called a npc on his special day and k!lls himself the very next day, waddle waddle

- catbino lyrics

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