birthday, bitch! - cast recording lyrics
zack
bet this really takes you back
kyra
i could never find yours, zack
nadia
excuse me!
matt
what the h-ll is that?
rory
it’s a piñata, matt
lucas
put it there instead
kyra
wouldn’t want to hit your head
nadia
i wrote a song for us to sing
zack
they’ll be here any minute
rory
i need tape
lucas
got cups?
matt
a plate?
nadia
when i go like this, we’ll begin it!
rory, nadia & kyra
happy birthday ivy, you are the special birthday b-tch!
nadia
we go you some vagisil to help clear up that nasty itch!
peter
that’s pretty, nadia
zack
she’ll love that!
alan
towels, stat!
lucas
she’s gonna die!
nadia
if we should be so lucky
peter
be nice
nadia
why?
rory
mary jane made some brownies. they’re dope!
kyra
my favorite!
rory
mine too!
lucas
oooh! sp-cecakes!
peter
cool! who made these?
rory
does he know?
lucas
please
peter
know what?
alan
i need a cup
zack
i may have to crash here tonight there’s no way i’m gonna make it home
nadia
what the h-ll, the bed’s still warm, ’cause ivy never sleeps alone
same old gift from different givers; throw the dog another bone!
matt
time to go
lucas
sorry, bro
matt
are those her panties?
kyra
yes, indeed!
lucas
guess who’s h-rny?
jason
him
girls
agreed!
lucas
open shop, take all you need!
nadia
i would wear three
matt
maybe i’m not being clear…
diane
they’re here!
lucas
quiet!
zack
these are so good!
nadia
sing out, louise!
alan
guys, where are all the cups?
all
shut up!
happy birthday ivy, you’re the ugliest of all
you are the worst and most perverse to roam cecilia’s hallowed halls!
your mother was a hooker and your father was a d-ck
he poked her in a toaster and the pair produced a pig
whose brain is awfully tiny and whose -ss is awfully big
happy birthday b-tch! happy birthday b-tch!
happy birthday ivy, b-tch, b-tch, b-tch, b-tch, b-tch!
nadia
then they took that little b-tch and they f-cked her in the -ss…
sorry
matt
happy birthday!
diane
matt planned the party!
matt
some of it
ivy
thank you, this is very sweet
matt
she’s loaded, what happened to her?
tanya
you told me to ‘keep her busy’
peter
you don’t wanna play?
jason
nah…why are you so happy?
peter
i wish your piñata were that big!
jason
you do know those are pot brownies?
peter
oops
‘want to go back to the rave
the two of us dancing together
out there in the open
so then what’s stopping us now?
i hear our song on the radio
and i don’t care who knows
jason
lower your voice…
what is wrong with you?
peter
i think we’re missing so much
jason, i wish i could shout it
shout how much i love you!
jason
hey
ivy
hey, you any good with a stick?
jason
what have you heard?
ivy
come help me
jason
sure… give me one sec’
peter
don’t go
jason
peter, stop!
peter
god, but the rave–
jason
–was different
we don’t live in a rave
look, you have to stop acting like this…
peter
like what?
your boyfriend?
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