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if i could share my life with you - cast of galavant lyrics

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[chef]
if i could share my life with you
just think how happy we’d be
we’d share our hovel built for two
complete with vermin for three
we could while away each hopeless day
comparing open sores
yes, life would blow
but much less, though
if i could share mine with yours

[gwynne]: no, i can’t. it’s impossible!
if i could share my life with you
[chef]: admit it, it would be nice
[gwynne]: we’d share one cot, one chamber pot
[chef]: plus trench mouth, tapeworms, and lice
in the freezing night
we’d cuddle tight
and sip some rancid wine
[both]: and life won’t taste like human waste
if you could share yours with mine

[chef]: we would have a dozen kids
[gwynne]: and maybe one won’t die
[chef]: and the plague
[gwynne]: the runs
[chef]: invading huns
[both]: just think how time would fly

if you could share your life with me
i’ll cherish every foul breath
[chef]: we would have a dozen kids
[gwynne]: the filth
[chef]: the rot
[gwynne]: the leprosy
[both]: the painful, lingering death
thank the lord our life expectancy
is merely thirty two

[chef]: yes, it would be sweet misery
if i could share it with you
[gwynne]: yeah, it might be sweet misery
[both]: to share what’s left with you

- cast of galavant lyrics

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