lonely inanimate - captain tractor lyrics
the stuff in the sink
said its first words to me
after i scr*ped it off my plate after supper
it asked me if i ever thought of bathing
i answered quite honestly no
when i watch tv
i make room for my sweater
though prefers he oprah and i like star trek
i bring the beer home, and he makes the popcorn
we play with the remote control
home where dishes are stuck to the counter
home where the mountains are in the ashtrays
home where i never can be lonely
’cause my underwear has a lot to say
the piles of pizza boxes
keep the roof from falling in
and make a home for dust bunnies
there are beer cans in the bath tub and critters on the walls
and they excel at playing twister
home where dishes are stuck to the counter
home where the mountains are in the ashtrays
home where i never can be lonely
’cause the leftovers have a lot to say
if you’ve been left by a woman
don’t lie i know you have
if you live your life right you won’t need her
your sheets will hold you as long as they can
home where dishes are stuck to the counter
home where the mountains are in the ashtrays
home where i never can be lonely
’cause the bathtub rings have a lot to say
the bread stopped me on the way out the door
and asked me what time i’d be home
i said, it’s none of your business
and she said if your going to be late, at least you could phone
home where dishes are stuck to the counter
home where the mountains are in the ashtrays
home where i never can be lonely
’cause the shaving scum has a lot to say
to say
(it drives me crazy!)
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