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hovercrafts and cows - captain murphy lyrics

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[skit]

intro:
caaaaaapppp!!!
ca… ca… ca… captian murphy…ha ha ha ha

reporter :
history’s man of mystery
rooted by a new sane l-st to dominate as-tron
his mystic powers and physical strength made him the most dangerous man of his time
no one knew him, they only feared him
all at last the real sudden story can be told

fan #1:
ohhhh!!! captian.. for soo long i have quivered at the thought of your lips on my crudely drawn mouth

captian murphy:

hey! don’t talk like that you- ya sl-t!

reporter:
here is the amazing true story of the man, whose evil g*nius still p-ssionate the entire world

fan #3:
ey! you know…..someone had told me you’re…..famous

captian murphy:
yahh!!

reporter:
the ladies adore him

lady:
captian murphy

captian murphy:
hie

lady:
hie, now, sir why do you think i should choose you to father my baby?

captian murphy:
huh???

reporter:
his hypnotic powers mesmerize the entire world

reviewer:
he makes it no secret….. he can do whatever he wishes…
do you understand what that means.. he must be destroyed before he destroys us all..

reporter:
but can they k!ll this man possessed by super powers of evil

lady:
captain murphy

captian murphy:
hahahahaha……(the cl-ssic evil laugh)

- captain murphy lyrics

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