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ripped my urethra - camboi smif lyrics

[hook x2]
i just motherf*cking
ripped my urethra
how in the f*ck
did i rip my urethra
oh yes, that is right
i had used my urethra
to f*ck a b*tch so hard
that i ripped my urethra

[verse 1: camboi]
i got the biggest urethra
in the city of burgaw
if you don’t know where that is
then you should google search burgaw
did you know that burgaw was
settled in 1850?
and in 1985 they shot
some scenes for silver bullet
which is written by stephen king
it is quite interesting
i recommend visiting
burgaw if you’re ever free
to take a vacation there
in the summer or spring
that is when the weather is nice
in that area generally
oh, and also
i ripped my my f*cking urethra
it happened when i tried to stick
a pen in my d*ck hole, then
write these lyrics with my d*ck
like i initially did, only
now i’m transcribing and
typing out the rest of them
up to a certain point though
i wrote this verse with my d*ck
like that part about burgaw
i had wrote with my d*ck
but right around the line where
i had mentioned my d*ck
my urethra got ripped, and i
had to make the switch

[hook x2]
i just motherf*cking
ripped my urethra
how in the f*ck
did i rip my urethra
oh yes, that is right
i had used my urethra
to f*ck a b*tch so hard
that i ripped my urethra

[verse 2: pi$$lord]
my f*cking urethra
has fallen to bits
i don’t even know
what has happened to my d*ck
i haven’t seen my son in
sixteen years, somehow
came out black, but ah
who cares?
that ain’t my f*ckin problem
there’s more pressing matters at hand
like this broke ass urethra
that i hold in my hand
yeah…
i just rhymed hand with hand
my d*ck is f*cking broken
do you think i have a rhyming plan?
cuz i don’t
i never even f*cking learned
to speak english, bro
please, sympathize with me
for a minute
if your urethra got ripped
what do you think you would do
you stupid pr*ck
i don’t even know why
you’re calling the police
it’s not my fault i’m in front
of this school full of kids
all this blood and sh*t
coming from my c*ck hole
do you really think i give a p*ss
about scaring the locals?

- camboi smif lyrics

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