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mind of a born misfit - callahan lyrics

coming to you live from the mind of a born misfit
i’m in your district, throwing up signs like an autistic
i’m pure mystic with the same heart as the worst
how my brain starts to disperse at the main part of the verse
cynical my estranged are the cells of my scattered brain
was hiding from an angel when demon, the latter came
then i injected poison ivy inside of my shattered vein
now i’m tryna ascertain how to dance in the acid rain

pretty soon i’ll be doddering, closed still, my eyes
this medicine’s oversized, my head has been pulverized
the vocal lies of a drunken recluse looking for a redundant excuse and abundant abuse of every recreation drug
catch me in fabric with a fat chick, raving with a sweaty face and mug
we’re in the toilet sprinkling thizz in a foster can
unzipped the jacket, ripped the packet and lost the gram
a vocal fret, took the local sket to see a chick flick
even paid for her ticket- still she wouldn’t lick d-ck
threatened i’d force feed her puppy with a pr-ck stick
she’ll smell the curry then i’ll tell the story like i’m slick rick
should’ve seen her granny’s face when i sent the d-ck pic
’bout as welcome as a bird sh-tting on your picnic
while i’m on my iphone the time’s goin’ tic tic
all my generation does is ‘tap tap’ and ‘click click’

[chorus]
and i don’t wanna write a chorus i was four as i looked like a cl-toris -n-l fissures and again
i don’t wanna write a chorus i was four as i looked like a cl-toris -n-l fissures say it then
i don’t wanna write a chorus i was four as i looked like a cl-toris -n-l fissures to my pen
i don’t wanna write a chorus i was four as i looked like a cl-toris -n-l fissures

i roob in air when the flames bust in a sewer ditch (oh)
are you aware that my brain’s just a computer glitch? (no)
then otherwise then you don’t come and st us on
i’ll be outside of your house with a hundred leprechauns
like with guns and weapons drawn, the revenge of the sith
it’s inspiring til’ i, i got dis liar in my eye
i’m puttin’ fire in the sky like it’s november the 5th
my temper’s a myth until i’m pushed to the end of the cliff

smokin’ a couple buds, drinkin’ a couple buds at my house with a couple buds where we laugh at the mugglebloods
the ground wizard, i stand in the sand blizzard with a book of spells
rapper’s a mario kart, shook her sh-lls
i look and smell like a soggy bit of doggie sh-t
a pidgeon brain and a human head is a dodgy fit
stole somebody’s rizzla, nothin’ to roll a boggie with
they shouted “oi, oi!” but then forgot to oggy oggy it

i don’t care about my old b-tch, my old b-tch stank (yeah)
p-ssy smellin’ like a goldfish tank (swear)
said her brother have a cold, stiff w-nk (weird)
she gettin’ bored, she shoutin’ and actin’ raw
i told her that she have more crabs than a clank ‘n’ shaw
so i don’t want no make up s-x, and that’s for sure
she told me that a breakup text is an act of war
now she’s at the door, knockin’ it down with an axe and saw

she knocked the door off the hinge! she’s comin’ at me now!
threw a punch and turned into manny pacquiao
broke my mother’s china set and made my cat meow
all i know is mummy ain’t gonna be happy now
listen, woman, i’d advise that you vastly stroll
otherwise you’re about to pay a ghastly toll
my mother came down, threw her like a barbie doll
she took a nasty roll and then ended up beside the gr-ssy gnoll

- callahan lyrics

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