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i've been told (skit) - c-mob lyrics

[skit]
the devil: so, i see you’ve been pretty busy. how you like the job and all your powers so far?
c-mob: man, i could get used to this
the devil: that’s good to hear
c-mob: so, tell me this. since the devil’s job is to see if people are worthy of god’s blessings, that means we have a direct line of communication to god, right?
the devil: that is correct
c-mob: so when do i get to talk to god?
the devil: that all depends on your final decision, whether or not you choose to keep the job
c-mob: okay, right on. i’ve always wanted to talk to god. i got a lot of questions i’d like to ask him
the devil: him? what makes you think god’s a man?
c-mob: hold on. so you mean to tell me god’s a woman?
the devil: hehe, i guess you’ll never know unless you take the job
c-mob: ha, you know you’re an -ssh0l-, right?
the devil: hehehehe, i’ve been told. and speaking of women, mortal ones that is, you know you can use your powers for more than just terror, right?
c-mob: what you mean?
the devil: women, they find it very hard to resist the devil’s charm
c-mob: sh-t! women already find it hard to resist my charm. i don’t need your devil powers for that. haha
the devil: hehehehe, you know you’re an -ssh0l-, right?
c-mob: ha! yeah, i’ve been told

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