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there’s a burger at my nans door - burger at my nans door lyrics

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last time i ordered a takeaway, it wasn′t in my own home
should’ve checked the driver′s progress because the address was wrong
and i forgot to change it back

there’s a burger at my nan’s door
and it′s getting f*cking cold
(burger, burger)
there′s a burger at my nan’s door
she cannot eat red meat, oh no
if she has a single bite, she′ll die

so i call, i call, i call, i call, i call, i call my nan
but she’s not answering
because she′s afraid, afraid, afraid, afraid, afraid, afraid, afraid
of technology

she thinks if she goes outside, she’ll get sn*tched by a drone
and when she does a facetime, she thinks she′s in the phone
she really should be living on her own

there’s a burger at my nan’s door
and i′m speeding to east moor
(burger, burger)
there′s a burger at my nan’s door
and i need to save a life, also
when you reheat the chips, they′re not the same

so when, so when, so when, so when i get outside the house
there’s a fox circling
and when, and when, and when, and when i try and grab the bag
it snarls and bears its t**th

suddenly it pounced on me, its claws were in my chest
then it sunk its t**th right into my neck
i had to strangle it to death

there′s a dead fox at my nan’s door
but i had no other choice
(dead fox, dead fox)
there′s a dead fox at my nan’s door
but it was me or him
oh god, how will i ever live with myself

oh sweet, got a refund

- burger at my nans door lyrics

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