rowboat - bumblefoot lyrics
sand and wind burns the back of my throat
i fell while standing on my rowboat
salt water tightens on my skin coat
i drowned – my head smacked to the rowboat
i floated through the plains of sea – an old pork chop greeted me
it was thankful for the company of a dead man who once might have ate him
i miss my rowboat – left it on the sh-r- 10 feet above me
i never noticed the chipped paint on the bottom
and now i get to see things from a different view
the sea did vandalize with natural shades of green
under what circ-mstance would i ever have had the opportunity to find out?
true pond sc-m always rises to the top of the water
i, on the other hand, am false pond sc-m and remain below
i swim the seven liquid gallows
i’m furniture for budding tadpoles
sock-sogged and waterlogged i slow-bloat
one with the bog – fate sailed my rowboat
i’d kiss you but my lips are feed for tuna getting back at me
i am the ronald-of-the-sea in a swimsuit that no longer fits me
i’d love you but my brain is cheese – my body’s 59 degrees
and if i could i’d surely sneeze ’cause my nose is filled with red snapper
i’d hold you but my arms are weak – this whole thing won’t help my physique
and to my neighbors i’m a freak – they’re a fish hook, an old shoe and… (???)
i’d sing to you but i can’t make sounds – there are no more bubbles in my mouth
and when i said i would head south to retire i meant florida
i’m running out of words to sing – this fading out is a good thing
la da di da da da da da…
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