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toddler with a slingshot (hell yep) - bug hunter lyrics

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you pay me to exaggerate, i think i’ve done enough
of turning bummers into heartaches and crushes into love
sometimes our lives are mild, our stories: just okay
i’ll set your expectations in the middle when i say: “h*ll yep”
a h*ll yep

and knock me down a peg
when i wanna be a big shot
i’m just a toddler
with a slingshot

for example:
i got cornered by a salesman at a farmers market booth
selling cheap ceramic bowls mеant for dogs to eat their food
i haggle likе a master, i showed them how i do
i didn’t want one, but i got a deal for two

h*ll yep
i don’t have a regret
or a dog

knock me down a peg
when i wanna be a big shot
i’m just a toddler with a slingshot

don’t have the strength
don’t have the aim
i’m building up my motor sk!lls and everything’s a game
you say i’m harmless (you’re probably right)
but nothing is more trouble than a toddler going quiet
keep an eye on me, keep your eye, keep your eye on me

… and knock me down a peg when i wanna be a big shot
i’m just a toddler with a slingshot

i asked for half your candy bar
you raised it in the air
and split it down the middle
made a perfect little pair
you smiled like a sweetheart
my hand extended out
you winked at me and popped
both of the pieces in your mouth

h*ll nope

that one’s a h*ll nope… no mercy with a hershey ‘fore she

knocked me down a peg
when i wanna be a big shot
i’m just a toddler with a slingshot

don’t have the strength
don’t have the aim
i’m building my*my*motor sk!lls
and everything’s a game
you say i’m harmless (so did goliath)
but nothing is more trouble
than a toddler going quiet
keep an eye on me
keep your eye, keep your eye
and watch me well
or i’ll raise a little h*ll

… a h*ll yep

they asked me for a catch phrase
i didn’t miss a step
if their story’s kind of boring
you can tell ’em: “h*ll yep,” h*ll yep!

knock me down a peg
when i wanna be a big shot
and i will kick it up the next notch

and if i work, put in the labor
blood, sweat, call in every favor
eat my veggies, say my prayers
push myself to be a danger…

… i’ll be a preteen with a taser

- bug hunter lyrics

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