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dear mr. ford - buddy wasisname and the other fellers lyrics

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verse 1
dear mr. ford, i dearly loved my van
my ’85 f-150 was a beauty when it ran!
but it didn’t run a long, long time
so i buried it in the ground
sure it makes a little bit of smell
but it never makes a sound!

chorus:
cause things fell off and things let go!
and nuts loosened up and i was always being towed!
things would seize and refuse to work
and i always felt like a real jerk
out there on the road
when my van wouldn’t go
so…

verse 2
i got sick of dragging it home
and wouldn’t it rot your socks?
just as i fixed one thing on it, another thing fell off!
so i buried it in the ground
with a four inch pipe up through ‘er
and now i got me an ’85 f-150 ford econoline sewer!

chorus:

so…
dear mr. ford
got thinking the other day;
you know myself and the other fellers kind of liked the old interior
i guess we’re willing to pay
we’re ordering a brand new van
with them seats custom made
we’re going to park it on top of that sewer pipe
and there’s where it’s going to stay!

final chorus:
things won’t fall off and won’t let go!
nuts won’t loosen up, i won’t need a tow!
things won’t seize and refuse to work!
though i might look like a real jerk
every time i got to go!
but it would pleasure me to know!
that my outhouse will be a ford!

- buddy wasisname and the other fellers lyrics

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