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big deal! i'm alvin schwang! - buckingham greene lyrics

[verse 1]
flea bitten face in the midst of a meeting
muzzle on the edge of the merlot rim
as the man gives praise to the ones he loved
and spurs the lives of the ones he f*cked
wagging the limb that if cut sends him askew
four*legged freak the world’s his room with a view
he sees green because his mind’s so h*rny
thinks of the old days all the while in his dreams

[chorus]
no girls, no fun, man, no girls, no fun
no girls anywhere in the whole wide world
oh my god i’m a pent*up sucker
a real bad mother, and another and another

[verse 2]
the scenery peridot all she touched
the boutique man, he wasn’t enough
the good boy engineers his fate
the good boy gets her out on a date
long ago, he had a name
the czar was tame, the signal fl*ng*
october came and chapped his hands
stuck between the beast and the man
[chorus]
no girls, no fun, man, no girls, no fun (he writes the tune and we pay his dues)
no girls anywhere in the whole wide world (he seems like a good ol’ boy, he seems like a good ol’ boy)
oh my god i’m a pent*up sucker (gaining human form upon requited love)
a real bad mother, and another and another (but it just wasn’t enough, but it just wasn’t enough)

[bridge]
big deal, i’m alvin schw*ng
’tis real, i’m alvin flang
the flame, the game, so tame
can you think of anything better, shane?

[verse 3]
foaming tooth upon contact with chlorine
the key lime baby coming chappaquidd*ck
paddle to the center of the scene
announce to all your name means alvin pr*ck
’cause yer a d*ck
you make me sick
she’ll flip

[chorus]
no girls, no fun, man, no girls, no fun (he writes the tune and we pay his dues)
no girls anywhere in the whole world window (he seems like a good ol’ boy, he seems like a good ol’ boy)
oh my god i’m a pent*up sucker (gaining human form upon requited love)
a real bad mother, and another and another (but it just wasn’t enough, but it just wasn’t enough)
and another and another and another and (i wish this was just a cartoon so i could be like)
and another and another and another and (this is real as f*ck, i like the way they don’t give up)
and another and another and another and (tweet about it – “more stories like this, so important”)
and another and another and another and (but it really happened, oh god it really happened)

- buckingham greene lyrics

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