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forgot to douche - brunchlover30 lyrics

this goes out to my dominatrix gertrude
i’m sorry i never let you drink out of the minibar girl
lets try *n*l she said
sounded pretty good to me
she said she wanted to peg
and i got down on my knees
(she thrusts, she thrusts)
it hurt a little at first but i got used to it
alright lets wrap this sh*t up
(she pulls out)
the flood gates opened, sh*ts coming out of my ass
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i think i might k!ll myself
i’m not too experienced in *n*l
pegging’s not really my thing at all
she f*cking left
she never wants to see me again
she told all the b*tches on her telegram
and now they don’t want to see me again
she told jesus, the man himself
and he doesn’t want to see me again
a hole in the hoover dam would be catastrophic
n0body’s f*cking perfect patricia
we all make mistakes
twelve years later i’m homeless in chicago
trying to sell my d*mn cd’s
it turns out patricia posted our little story on linkedin
so now i can’t get a f*cking job
cause employers don’t wanna see my f*cking face
patricia, if you’re hearing this
i hope you know you’re worse than satan
you deserve to rot in h*ll for the rest of eternity
all because of one little mistake
i just
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i should have never bought your b*tchass that subway sandwich
f*ck you patricia
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