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ultimate gamer - brother blake lyrics

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you can call me a nerd
you can call me a flamer
but i still know
i’m the ultimate gamer

i’m still unemployed
and my s-x life’s in danger
but i still know
i’m the ultimate gamer

it’s a big friday night
so you know what i’m doing
call of duty black ops
for some online shootin’

go away b-tch
i said i’m in the zone
mom’s on my case when i’m tryin’ to pwn

it don’t matter girl
because i stay on my flow
even my score got game
sixty-nine and o

all you single ladies
need to come my way
so d-mn good in bed
i could sleep all day

but if that ain’t your style
we can do it on the table
tryin’ to play l.o.l
but the servers are unavailable

i don’t need money
don’t need a degree
yeah i skip my graduation
for some halo three

and you know i almost made it to the homecoming dance
but got caught up in a game entranced
yeah my obsessin’ impressin’ ladies bringing them into my loft
that’s how i got my nick name “microsoft”

you can call me a nerd
you can call me a flamer
but i still know
i’m the ultimate gamer

i’m still unemployed
and my s-x life’s in danger
but i still know
i’m the ultimate gamer

virtual tennis with maria sharapova
boot up the xbox bring me the controller
headin’ to a party gonna call up my land
got so many monitors this is how i tan

gamin’ non-stop while im’ in my prime
on an epic adventure ocarina of time
you think that i’m a virgin?
you must be dumb
these sony and nintendo have the best threesome

i rock you so hard when you’re in sleep mode
i got my slim-jims i cannot be slowed
i’m gamin’ on the go with my p.s.p
i’m predictin’ your moves with my e.s.p
pardon my frence but your boy’s a noob
lost his wii on a bet so he’s back to gamecube
win every game and it ain’t no fluke
twenty-five k!lls
time to drop this nuke

you can call me a nerd
you can call me a flamer
but i still know
i’m the ultimate gamer

i’m still unemployed
and my s-x life’s in danger
but i still know
i’m the ultimate

you can call me a nerd
you can call me a flamer
but i still know
i’m the ultimate gamer

i’m still unemployed
and my s-x life’s in danger
but i still know
i’m the ultimate gamer

- brother blake lyrics

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