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the story of narnia vasectomy (nadia's song) - bronxhalo lyrics

[intro]
oh you ate my girl p*ssy?
how does my doodoo taste?
bet it tastes like andrew tate
purple house, get my p*ssy ate

[hook]
she is an adult virgin, we know!
in our friend group, she’s the role of the hoe!
she likes every dude in the purple house world!
even dated one of my bros!
you got crushes on so many men
but i wondered why i ain’t one of them
i wouldn’t date you, but you’re hot as f*ck
tbh, i don’t know what is up

[verse 1]
remember whеn i used to f*ck juliana?
she used to bouncе on the d*ck like obama
dezmond be f*cking my b*tt in the locker
jensen sees me all the time with no clothes on
make out with sara at the lunch table
my d*ck is too big, and it leaves me disabled
gave head to anthony at football practice
wait, we cannot talk about practice
allen iverson gon come and shoot us
but in keanu’s ass i’ll only shoot cum
yeah, this song is g*y as f*ck
kyle barbwire knows about g*y stuff
if it’s your birthday, we have birthday s*x
you can get all inches of this xf
but now i need to get to the actual song
and wear my regular clothes instead of this thong
[hook]
she is an adult virgin, we know!
in our friend group, she’s the role of the hoe!
she likes every dude in the purple house world!
even dated one of my bros!
you got crushes on so many men
but i wondered why i ain’t one of them
i wouldn’t date you, but you’re hot as f*ck
tbh, i don’t know what is up
she is an adult virgin, we know!
in our friend group, she’s the role of the hoe!
she likes every dude in the purple house world!
even dated one of my bros!
you got crushes on so many men
but i wondered why i ain’t one of them
i wouldn’t date you, but you’re hot as f*ck
tbh, i don’t know what is up

[verse 2]
i just found out i like guys
i guess i’m officially bi
i smoke some weed and get high
in the lunchroom all time
nadia v, you just listen to me
you fall for every dude that you see
i’ma keep roasting you, make you mad
cause i think you look hot when you’re like that
at the lunch table you bringing in pickles
you are very weird, and it gives me a tickle
i get very jealous when i see you flirtin’
with some other dude and that has me hurtin’
i can’t explain why, i wouldn’t date you, even if you’re so fine
you like every single guy, except for i, guess i pull no b*tches cause i’m not fly
[hook]
she is an adult virgin, we know!
in our friend group, she’s the role of the hoe!
she likes every dude in the purple house world!
even dated one of my bros!
you got crushes on so many men
but i wondered why i ain’t one of them
i wouldn’t date you, but you’re hot as f*ck
tbh, i don’t know what is up
she is an adult virgin, we know!
in our friend group, she’s the role of the hoe!
she likes every dude in the purple house world!
even dated one of my bros!
you got crushes on so many men
but i wondered why i ain’t one of them
i wouldn’t date you, but you’re hot as f*ck
tbh, i don’t know what is up

[verse 3]
we at lunch, you bring a big bag of salt
i call it cocaine, and i will snort it all
i took that sh*t, and threw it away
oops look! i just ruined your day
now look at you you’re all mad at me
you look hot like that, that’s what i want to see
but you dated 4 guys in 2 weeks
so ain’t no way you and me are dating
what am i talking?
you ain’t never liked me
skeppy event
like slimeshockey
right now i just live in the moment
i’m more annoying than david bowman
i might be a loser, just give me attention
that juliana sh*t ain’t really hittin
you liked every dude, but xavier’s missin
ultimately, i guess i get no b*tches
[hook]
she is an adult virgin, we know!
in our friend group, she’s the role of the hoe!
she likes every dude in the purple house world!
even dated one of my bros!
you got crushes on so many men
but i wondered why i ain’t one of them
i wouldn’t date you, but you’re hot as f*ck
tbh, i don’t know what is up

- bronxhalo lyrics

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